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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Later Coop and Shelfy comes running...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 12:34:33 July 26, 2010 12:34:33

Or biking. She responds to the whistle. Jessica Biel was sighted on a happy bike ride in New York with Justin Timberlake, neither seeming to be displeased with being photographed, and from the front too, those clever paps able to settle themselves into good position. This of course after Justin was photographed surrounded by beauty last week on the set of Friends With Benefits. Full Story

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One note Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 11:59:38 July 26, 2010 11:59:38

It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come from far and wide, and if they wanted to see cleave, they could have stayed at home with their laptops and jerked off. Full Story

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Russian Drama loves the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 07:53:00 July 26, 2010 07:53:00

Salt opened in second place after another #1 Inception weekend as strong word of mouth sustained Inception's second win in a row. Even on Friday, at several industry parties here in San Diego for Comic-Con, I heard from several Hollywood players pronouncing that Inception would top Salt although the Jolie's headlining $37 million take is considered respectable, if not unremarkable. Full Story

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Not even in your dreams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 11:33:17 July 14, 2010 11:33:17

Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan? Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the role called for “vain, drama queen, middling talent actor, famewhore cheese douche”, even then Kellan Lutz would still come up short playing himself. Full Story

The obvious Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 08:53:01 June 25, 2010 08:53:01

So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the daytime Emmy Awards – click here for a refresher Full Story

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GOOP & Madge & Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 07:24:09 June 24, 2010 07:24:09

In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I know my G. Full Story

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She’s the official girlfriend now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 08:01:59 June 9, 2010 08:01:59

So she’s making official girlfriend appearances. Of course she is. This is Kate Bosworth flexing the sh-t out of her hungry bulimic jaw last night at the True Blood premiere in LA. Bosworth does not have a role on the show. Bosworth does not produce the show. Bosworth does not write the show. But Bosworth is very, very fortunate to have scammed her way into Alexander Skarsgard’s bed. Full Story

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The JLo Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 08:13:02 May 21, 2010 08:13:02

Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave us a show. I love watching JLo. Last night at AMFAR was one of her finest performances. Full Story

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The Italian Queen tweets?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 08:29:04 May 14, 2010 08:29:04

It’s not a verified account so we can’t be sure that this is indeed her. And Laura is feeding our tapes back to the studio in Toronto right now so I can’t ask her to translate the Italian. So I’ve no idea what the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s girlfriend, is posting on her Twitter. Full Story

Attention starved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 07:11:30 March 26, 2010 07:11:30

Literally. Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. Or something. Full Story

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Read Posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 14:39:00 March 25, 2010 14:39:00

Is it a new trend? I guess. If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz. The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into a meeting. Full Story