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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Russian Drama loves the Jolie

July 26, 2010 07:53:00 Posted at July 26, 2010 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Salt opened in second place after another #1 Inception weekend as strong word of mouth sustained Inception's second win in a row. Even on Friday, at several industry parties here in San Diego for Comic-Con, I heard from several Hollywood players pronouncing that Inception would top Salt although the Jolie's headlining $37 million take is considered respectable, if not unremarkable. Full Story

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Not even in your dreams

July 14, 2010 11:33:17 Posted at July 14, 2010 11:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kellan Lutz showed up at the LA premiere of Inception last night like he belongs on a carpet with Leo D, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Christopher Nolan. Of course Christopher Nolan. Who wouldn’t want to work with Christopher Nolan? Hooker, not even in your dreams. Even if the role called for “vain, drama queen, middling talent actor, famewhore cheese douche”, even then Kellan Lutz would still come up short playing himself. Full Story

The obvious Ashley Greene

June 25, 2010 08:53:01 Posted at June 25, 2010 08:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the daytime Emmy Awards – click here for a refresher Full Story

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GOOP & Madge & Posh

June 24, 2010 07:24:09 Posted at June 24, 2010 07:24:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I know my G. Full Story

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She’s the official girlfriend now

June 9, 2010 08:01:59 Posted at June 9, 2010 08:01:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s making official girlfriend appearances. Of course she is. This is Kate Bosworth flexing the sh-t out of her hungry bulimic jaw last night at the True Blood premiere in LA. Bosworth does not have a role on the show. Bosworth does not produce the show. Bosworth does not write the show. But Bosworth is very, very fortunate to have scammed her way into Alexander Skarsgard’s bed. Full Story

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The JLo Show

May 21, 2010 08:13:02 Posted at May 21, 2010 08:13:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave us a show. I love watching JLo. Last night at AMFAR was one of her finest performances. Full Story

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The Italian Queen tweets?

May 14, 2010 08:29:04 Posted at May 14, 2010 08:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not a verified account so we can’t be sure that this is indeed her. And Laura is feeding our tapes back to the studio in Toronto right now so I can’t ask her to translate the Italian. So I’ve no idea what the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s girlfriend, is posting on her Twitter. Full Story

Attention starved

March 26, 2010 07:11:30 Posted at March 26, 2010 07:11:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Literally. Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. Or something. Full Story

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Read Posing

March 25, 2010 14:39:00 Posted at March 25, 2010 14:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it a new trend? I guess. If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz. The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into a meeting. Full Story

What are you up to...

February 24, 2010 12:19:48 Posted at February 24, 2010 12:19:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. Full Story

The Italian Queen, American TV

February 18, 2010 08:08:47 Posted at February 18, 2010 08:08:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Full Story