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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

The end of T2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 08:23:00 December 29, 2009 08:23:00

Well sh-t, that’s a surprise. Can you contain your sarcasm? Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Us Weekly is confirming that they’re over. You’ll recall, it was “revealed” that they hooked up in October, only a month before the release of New Moon. Full Story

Are your breasts in this movie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:33:54 December 18, 2009 07:33:54

Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy ass body, no lie. But lately that body has been front and centre every time she ventures out in public. Full Story

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Third Lip family photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:18:16 December 18, 2009 07:18:16

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as Keith Urban, who’s been in Sydney performing, came to meet her and Sunday Rose at the airport. Full Story

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Pip, just read the f-cking paper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 07:44:00 December 15, 2009 07:44:00

This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to have been nervous to every distracting maneuver in between, and even at the end – that’s all ah got, that’s all ah got – this bitch had to make it about him. Full Story

The Italian Queen now and then

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 15:36:04 December 3, 2009 15:36:04

Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s Best Actor putting him back in the lead temporarily in the Oscar race. Full Story

When the Italian Queen met the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 11:59:00 December 1, 2009 11:59:00

They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta Canalis has been chosen this season to help him get there and she’s grabbing that bitch full throttle and running the show. Full Story

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Stay Down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:50:07 November 27, 2009 08:50:07

I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent Full Story

Second tier no-names

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 08:34:28 November 18, 2009 08:34:28

Twilight is a huge franchise. But only Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and maybe Taylor Lautner are now household names. The actors on the second tier are still greeted with a very loud WHO? Such was the case with Kellan Lutz the other night at the LA New Moon premiere afterparty when he was rejected at the door Full Story

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Is he good enough for you now?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 06:59:27 November 17, 2009 06:59:27

John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget. So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston? Silly me, I forgot. She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. For years I’ve been saying he’s perfect. Full Story

Philanthropic Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 13:23:31 November 16, 2009 13:23:31

It’s like her boys are the Princes William and Harry and she’s grooming them for a life of public service. Here’s Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new Hello Magazine with son Brooklyn who has now become one of Save the Children’s youngest “celebrity advocates”. Full Story

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