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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Brange: snakes and rabbits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 08:31:38 November 16, 2009 08:31:38

The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here Full Story

Shelfy & Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 06:49:58 November 11, 2009 06:49:58

Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien during which she talked about hiding from the paps using disguises, pretending like she doesn’t pre-arrange her sightings. Full Story

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Shelfy f-cks for her next movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 09:55:07 October 30, 2009 09:55:07

Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now confirmed to star in and produce a comedy called F-cking Engaged about a couple who promise to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Full Story

Big boy date in his big boy car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 07:45:42 October 29, 2009 07:45:42

Awwww… they’re inseparable. Sunday night it was the hockey game and a hotel sleepover. Monday he watched her shoot a music video and had dinner with her mom. Tuesday she spent time with her bff and his ex Selena Gomez but last night, Taylor and Taylor only had time for each other, as he took her out to a steak house before driving off together in his shiny new sporty car as the paps happily papped away. Full Story

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She says she’s going to India…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 17:55:02 October 27, 2009 17:55:02

For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story

West Coast Cling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 06:45:00 October 21, 2009 06:45:00

The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry Potter 3 there, the midnight premiere, and the local high school kids were all dressed up, wired, doing cartwheels down the aisle. Full Story

One happy Affleck family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 17:28:53 October 20, 2009 17:28:53

Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story

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Holding hands, living in the light

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 08:34:09 October 20, 2009 08:34:09

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out for dinner last night at Katsuya. The paps were waiting out front. There is a side door. It was suggested they could leave via the side door. Instead, they chose to go out the main exit holding hands. And happily. LeAnn fronted in the car like she didn’t want to be photographed but whatever… They knew. Full Story

Ashlee > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 10:13:00 October 19, 2009 10:13:00

Oh Anna Wintour. She keeps throwing her acid at Victoria Beckham’s face. It’s amazing. This is Posh arriving in London today in a pair of pants from her own line, with black patches on the inside thigh to further accentuate the thinness. The airport is her personal runway. They say the Spice Girls are working on a stage musical. Full Story

Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 09:08:38 October 19, 2009 09:08:38

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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Selective clarification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 12:19:53 October 16, 2009 12:19:53

John Mayer decided to clear up a rumour on Twitter yesterday. No, not that rumour. He ignored that rumour but instead addressed another one: Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Full Story