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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Shelfy f-cks for her next movie

October 30, 2009 09:55:07 Posted at October 30, 2009 09:55:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. Shrinking Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found her next role. No longer scrounging for the Portman/Knightley/Hathaway discards, perhaps finally ready to accept that real acting is not in her future, Shelfy is now confirmed to star in and produce a comedy called F-cking Engaged about a couple who promise to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Full Story

Big boy date in his big boy car

October 29, 2009 07:45:42 Posted at October 29, 2009 07:45:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Awwww… they’re inseparable. Sunday night it was the hockey game and a hotel sleepover. Monday he watched her shoot a music video and had dinner with her mom. Tuesday she spent time with her bff and his ex Selena Gomez but last night, Taylor and Taylor only had time for each other, as he took her out to a steak house before driving off together in his shiny new sporty car as the paps happily papped away. Full Story

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She says she’s going to India…

October 27, 2009 17:55:02 Posted at October 27, 2009 17:55:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story

West Coast Cling

October 21, 2009 06:45:00 Posted at October 21, 2009 06:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry Potter 3 there, the midnight premiere, and the local high school kids were all dressed up, wired, doing cartwheels down the aisle. Full Story

One happy Affleck family

October 20, 2009 17:28:53 Posted at October 20, 2009 17:28:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story

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Holding hands, living in the light

October 20, 2009 08:34:09 Posted at October 20, 2009 08:34:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out for dinner last night at Katsuya. The paps were waiting out front. There is a side door. It was suggested they could leave via the side door. Instead, they chose to go out the main exit holding hands. And happily. LeAnn fronted in the car like she didn’t want to be photographed but whatever… They knew. Full Story

Ashlee > Posh

October 19, 2009 10:13:00 Posted at October 19, 2009 10:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Anna Wintour. She keeps throwing her acid at Victoria Beckham’s face. It’s amazing. This is Posh arriving in London today in a pair of pants from her own line, with black patches on the inside thigh to further accentuate the thinness. The airport is her personal runway. They say the Spice Girls are working on a stage musical. Full Story

Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

October 19, 2009 09:08:38 Posted at October 19, 2009 09:08:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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Selective clarification

October 16, 2009 12:19:53 Posted at October 16, 2009 12:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer decided to clear up a rumour on Twitter yesterday. No, not that rumour. He ignored that rumour but instead addressed another one: Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No. I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Full Story

Shelfy keeps dreaming

October 14, 2009 13:40:53 Posted at October 14, 2009 13:40:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is resourceful. A hungry bitch always lines up her next meal. Full Story


October 7, 2009 13:53:01 Posted at October 7, 2009 13:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sulmona, Italy. George Clooney continues to shoot The American. And it’s convenient too because, as you know, Elisabetta Canalis is Italian, and she’s become a fixture now, sighted on set with him, hand in hand, even though he knows the paps are around, in between scenes. Look at her. I love her. Full Story

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