Famewhores Articles

Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Kings and pretty boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2009 09:40:05 September 15, 2009 09:40:05

Everyone was out last night New York. On the heels of the VMAs and during the thick of NY Fashion Week, the city is a celebrity clusterf-ck, more so than usual. These situations can make for unlikely hook ups. And so at Avenue last night spotted leaving together were Chace Crawford and Kings of Leon. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin running in purple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2009 11:23:25 September 12, 2009 11:23:25

The Jonas Brothers are in Toronto – they’re shooting some kind of tv movie in a small town outside of the city and come into the city on their down time. Everyone knows they’re staying in Yorkville. Everyone is in Yorkville. Yorkville is film festival central. And the girls have been stalking and chasing and screaming… So Joe Jonas decided to go running outside the other day, surrounded by security, accompanied by his trainer, past the patrons on patios sipping coffee rolling their eyes at his, um, commitment to fitness. Full Story

George on the campaign trail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 06:55:00 September 8, 2009 06:55:00

He spent the summer at Como, hooked up with a saucy Italian brunette, and it’s now time to work – with 2 films scheduled for release this fall, both of them award potentials, especially Up In The Air which was secretly screened in Telluride a few days ago and the response was overwhelmingly positive. Full Story

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Charity from a douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 09:53:46 August 28, 2009 09:53:46

John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken several years ago when John was arrested for driving with a suspended license. Full Story

Here it is…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 09:09:26 August 24, 2009 09:09:26

We’ve been calling for it, waiting for it… And now it comes. Jennifer Aniston was hit hard last week. Magazine covers calling her pathetic, Bradley Cooper calling her “not natural”, Renee Zellweger trumping her ass in the battle for Hollywood’s summer box office sensation. Full Story

Have you seen Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 08:23:02 August 19, 2009 08:23:02

This is how you stay incognito walking through LAX and Heathrow. Victoria Beckham travelled from Los Angeles to London yesterday and tried desperately to go unnoticed by wearing a large white hate, carrying a large white bag, in sky high heels, with Romeo and his teddy bear. Romeo used to look a lot like mum but is beginning to resemble dad more and more. Full Story

Granny Freeze on Project Runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 07:26:11 August 19, 2009 07:26:11

She’s lowering herself to television. Shocking, non? The 6th season of Project Runway kicks off tomorrow with a two hour special All Star Challenge bringing back 8 former designers joined by Granny Freeze herself! Nicole Kidman will appear alongside host Heidi Klum to set up a task. Style-wise of course the Freeze is well qualified. Full Story

Autotune Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 14:17:58 August 14, 2009 14:17:58

Oh she wants it bad. Last week I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston’s new role in Goree Girls, the true story about a female inmate country band from the 40s, questioning whether she’ll be willing to get ugly for Oscar. Full Story

Heidi Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:10:00 August 13, 2009 10:10:00

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

Nipple tweak alert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 07:01:13 August 11, 2009 07:01:13

It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston. Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well they won’t help either. Full Story

How to use your boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 11:35:19 August 10, 2009 11:35:19

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was photographed with the Pip after a walk with the dogs. She’s also been spotted on set of Valentine’s Day, that movie that stars everyone. Full Story