Famewhores Articles

Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Would Jen get ugly for Oscar?

August 5, 2009 09:43:39 Posted at August 5, 2009 09:43:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She played Rachel Green living in a small town in a movie called the Good Girl and a few people tried to flatter her by saying she’d get an Oscar nomination and she was all like – oh, I could never even dream it. And it’s a good thing too because please… Again, she was Rachel Green living in a small town. Full Story

Size 2 is a dumbass

August 3, 2009 12:46:22 Posted at August 3, 2009 12:46:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind Full Story

Spittle and Wet Jen

July 29, 2009 12:25:36 Posted at July 29, 2009 12:25:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So happy to be papped on a film set – Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler continue to shoot The Bounty in New York in a scene that involves Jen getting wet and of course photographers were around as he hugged her while she toweled off. Cover shots for next week! Comes from the same source that snapped Jen and Gerry arm in arm a couple of weeks ago – see those photos here Full Story

Shelfy compares herself to Meryl and Cate

July 28, 2009 09:24:18 Posted at July 28, 2009 09:24:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her pipes. Full Story

Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin

July 27, 2009 12:35:32 Posted at July 27, 2009 12:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs Full Story

Shelfy rehearses

July 22, 2009 07:00:12 Posted at July 22, 2009 07:00:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just over a week away from Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s debut in Guys & Dolls at the Hollywood Bowl. Think about “I’ve Never Been In Love Before” and Shelfy singing it. Really? Maybe JT is helping her. Or maybe she’ll just perform the entire show in a bikini with her ass facing the crowd. Full Story

Two cheaters, one scored wife

July 22, 2009 06:41:40 Posted at July 22, 2009 06:41:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And everyone’s a famewhore! It’s a new nursery rhyme. Hollywood styles. So LeAnn Rimes marries a maybe gaybe, she soon finds out it’s not maybe, and tries to hag out it for a few years, and then costars with Eddie Cibrian in a made for tv movie, and they can’t control their horny, and they start f-cking on the sly, but end up getting caught by a closed circuit television at some restaurant, and he denies it because he’s married with 2 young children, and his wife Brandi starts talking to the tabloids telling everyone LeAnn keeps coming after Eddie’s cock, and now they’ve been busted, yet again, sneaking around at a friend’s house, as recently as last Friday, which is why Brandi has decided to announce via Us Weekly Full Story

Pippy’s in a pissy mood

July 14, 2009 15:06:01 Posted at July 14, 2009 15:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that at the end of the day, he’s better than everyone else. Full Story

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Next week’s cover

July 14, 2009 11:58:00 Posted at July 14, 2009 11:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Jackson has been dominating magazine covers. And Jennifer Aniston wants a piece of the action. Every day the paps have been all over the set of Bounty starring Jen and Gerry Butler. She knows this. The entire crew knows this. So in between filming, just after eating – you can see a paper plate and a fork in his hand – Jen and Spittle decide to go for a stroll arm in arm giving the tabloids a story for next week: Jen and Gerry falling in love! Jen decided to make the photo even sweeter by recreating the exact same body position she once held with Brad Pitt in Anguilla on the day their divorce announcement was released. Full Story

They both needed it

July 13, 2009 15:06:58 Posted at July 13, 2009 15:06:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned last week, Pipsqueak made the final three on the shortlist for the Green Lantern. The role, confirmed on Friday, eventually went to Ryan Reynolds. Several weeks ago, it was reported that his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a finalist for the love interest in the upcoming big budget Thor directed by Kenneth Branagh. Full Story