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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

One Night in Leighton?

June 19, 2009 08:29:50 Posted at June 19, 2009 08:29:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The stupidness of youth… TMZ is reporting that there is a Leighton Meester sex tape that will soon hit the market, shot a few years ago, Leighton prancing around nude, and engaging in some kinky sh-t with her feet. Full Story

What’s the difference?

June 17, 2009 07:03:22 Posted at June 17, 2009 07:03:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, you could call it art. Full Story

Shelfy come running

June 16, 2009 06:32:45 Posted at June 16, 2009 06:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, hanging out with design partners the Lindbergs, his new bestie Anna Wintour, and oh yeah, the really cute Emmanuelle Chriqui too. Full Story

What did she expand?

June 15, 2009 06:47:13 Posted at June 15, 2009 06:47:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a small townBruce Almighty: Rachel dates GodAlong Came Polly: Rachel and a ferret dance with Ben StillerRock Star: Rachel is a groupie It’s the same mannerisms, it’s the same delivery, it’s the same cadence, it’s the way Rachel can never not touch her hair. Full Story

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Pissing away $130 million

June 11, 2009 10:09:00 Posted at June 11, 2009 10:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’t be surprised if he gets injured. Full Story

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He wasn't spreading it well

June 10, 2009 17:13:00 Posted at June 10, 2009 17:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen its hoo hoo so many times already, we know it can throw up bulimic at a moments notice. Full Story

They’ll call it retail therapy

June 10, 2009 09:51:14 Posted at June 10, 2009 09:51:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the relentless reports coming out of In Touch, Life & Style, Star etc about the rumoured demise of The Relationship. Full Story

PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery?

June 9, 2009 11:37:00 Posted at June 9, 2009 11:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Full Story

Get over your ass

June 5, 2009 14:16:13 Posted at June 5, 2009 14:16:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Cameron Diaz appeared on Jimmy Fallon during his first week, she and Jimmy had an amazing dance-off at the end of her segment. Of course Shelfy had to come up with her own gimmick last night. She “trained” him. It was lame sh-ts. As always, it comes down to personality. Jessica Biel doesn’t have one. Full Story

They’re learning

June 4, 2009 08:43:08 Posted at June 4, 2009 08:43:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So young and already learning how to navigate the Hollywood landscape. Last week I reported exclusively that Taylor Lautner broke up with Selena Gomez. Click here Full Story

Shelfy’s legs on Letterman

June 4, 2009 07:27:18 Posted at June 4, 2009 07:27:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless through the middle. But whatever. Full Story

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