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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Watching…or working?

May 29, 2009 13:40:12 Posted at May 29, 2009 13:40:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Christensen normally looks like a ragamuffin when he goes out in public… Today at the French Open, with fiancee Rachel Bilson, Hayden combed his hair, styled it in a pouf, and put on some clean new clothes. Just watching the matches? Or working? Totally working. He reps Lacoste, non? Are both of them wearing Lacoste? And everyone in their box too? Yes. Full Story

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May 29, 2009 07:05:00 Posted at May 29, 2009 07:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing their sh-t over her comments yesterday during a radio interview in which she decided to put responsibility of Aaron Spelling’s death squarely on her daughter’s fake nasty ass tits: "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. Full Story


May 26, 2009 13:35:12 Posted at May 26, 2009 13:35:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. A dealbreaker. Me: what if I get implants? Him: divorce Me: So can I get a breast reduction? Him: don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. Full Story

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Marriage repair

May 26, 2009 07:29:00 Posted at May 26, 2009 07:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A couple months ago they were on life support. Kate Beckinsale had taken off for London without warning husband Len Wiseman, stayed there a month, found daughter Lily a new school, leaving Len supposedly baffled about what prompted her decision. Her rep vehemently denied there was anything wrong between the two. Full Story

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Referees and Ballerinas

May 22, 2009 09:14:21 Posted at May 22, 2009 09:14:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Elsa Pataky at the amfAR event last night. If you blink quickly enough you’ll see her moving up and down on your screen.  Or...Pass Interference.  Miami number 23. Automatic...First Down! Is this fashionable? Is she ahead of the curve? Cause I don’t see it. She should stick to castles, saving Africa, and plumbing. Full Story

Pitt Porn for Basterds

May 21, 2009 04:41:00 Posted at May 21, 2009 04:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story

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Shelf AssTalk

May 19, 2009 06:07:00 Posted at May 19, 2009 06:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just received an email on my blackberry from my friend Lara. The title: Puuleaazzee! The link: Shelf Ass complaining about being too hot to work as an actress. Yeah she’s on the cover of the new Allure Magazine. Full Story

Christmas in Cannes

May 18, 2009 06:35:00 Posted at May 18, 2009 06:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They say there’s a recession but you wouldn’t know it here in Cannes. They say the studios have scaled back a fair bit. It’s my fourth year, so far it doesn’t seem so different, but then again, I’m not wheeling and dealing in backrooms. Whatever’s happened on the hustle however doesn’t seem have made a difference on the Croisette. Full Story

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Shelfy’s Easy Virtue strip

May 12, 2009 05:51:01 Posted at May 12, 2009 05:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the NY screening of Easy Virtue – Jessica Biel propped up her Shelf Ass hard to promote her movie alongside Ben Barnes and Colin Firth. Hmmm…two for two this week on Colin Firth. Bonus. It’s actually not the worst she’s looked. Much better showing here than at the Met Gala last week with Pipple as her date…which brings us back to that theory: he can’t exist without being #1. Full Story

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Are you Mr Lonely?

May 8, 2009 08:52:49 Posted at May 8, 2009 08:52:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re no longer loving it up in the fake castle together anymore. Full Story

The Curse of the Shelfy

May 8, 2009 07:23:06 Posted at May 8, 2009 07:23:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Shelfy is an waitress who gets nailed in the head (literally), she becomes a sex addict, and then goes to Washington to team up with her congressman lover to lobby for health care reform. Full Story