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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Shelfy’s legs on Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 07:27:18 June 4, 2009 07:27:18

Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless through the middle. But whatever. Full Story

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Country Stalker!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:54:45 June 3, 2009 06:54:45

This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a wife and children. Full Story

Watching…or working?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 13:40:12 May 29, 2009 13:40:12

Hayden Christensen normally looks like a ragamuffin when he goes out in public… Today at the French Open, with fiancee Rachel Bilson, Hayden combed his hair, styled it in a pouf, and put on some clean new clothes. Just watching the matches? Or working? Totally working. He reps Lacoste, non? Are both of them wearing Lacoste? And everyone in their box too? Yes. Full Story

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Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 07:05:00 May 29, 2009 07:05:00

And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing their sh-t over her comments yesterday during a radio interview in which she decided to put responsibility of Aaron Spelling’s death squarely on her daughter’s fake nasty ass tits: "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. Full Story

Deformed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 13:35:12 May 26, 2009 13:35:12

A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. A dealbreaker. Me: what if I get implants? Him: divorce Me: So can I get a breast reduction? Him: don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. Full Story

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Marriage repair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2009 07:29:00 May 26, 2009 07:29:00

A couple months ago they were on life support. Kate Beckinsale had taken off for London without warning husband Len Wiseman, stayed there a month, found daughter Lily a new school, leaving Len supposedly baffled about what prompted her decision. Her rep vehemently denied there was anything wrong between the two. Full Story

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Referees and Ballerinas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2009 09:14:21 May 22, 2009 09:14:21

Here’s Elsa Pataky at the amfAR event last night. If you blink quickly enough you’ll see her moving up and down on your screen.  Or...Pass Interference.  Miami number 23. Automatic...First Down! Is this fashionable? Is she ahead of the curve? Cause I don’t see it. She should stick to castles, saving Africa, and plumbing. Full Story

Pitt Porn for Basterds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 04:41:00 May 21, 2009 04:41:00

It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story

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Shelf AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 06:07:00 May 19, 2009 06:07:00

Just received an email on my blackberry from my friend Lara. The title: Puuleaazzee! The link: Shelf Ass complaining about being too hot to work as an actress. Yeah she’s on the cover of the new Allure Magazine. Full Story

Christmas in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 06:35:00 May 18, 2009 06:35:00

They say there’s a recession but you wouldn’t know it here in Cannes. They say the studios have scaled back a fair bit. It’s my fourth year, so far it doesn’t seem so different, but then again, I’m not wheeling and dealing in backrooms. Whatever’s happened on the hustle however doesn’t seem have made a difference on the Croisette. Full Story

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Shelfy’s Easy Virtue strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 05:51:01 May 12, 2009 05:51:01

Last night at the NY screening of Easy Virtue – Jessica Biel propped up her Shelf Ass hard to promote her movie alongside Ben Barnes and Colin Firth. Hmmm…two for two this week on Colin Firth. Bonus. It’s actually not the worst she’s looked. Much better showing here than at the Met Gala last week with Pipple as her date…which brings us back to that theory: he can’t exist without being #1. Full Story

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