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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

The Curse of the Shelfy

May 8, 2009 07:23:06 Posted at May 8, 2009 07:23:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Shelfy is an waitress who gets nailed in the head (literally), she becomes a sex addict, and then goes to Washington to team up with her congressman lover to lobby for health care reform. Full Story

Her new Brad?

May 7, 2009 07:05:00 Posted at May 7, 2009 07:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston has a new movie opening next week. And… Now there are new rumours of a new boyfriend! This sh-t never gets old! This one trick pony never stops! Jen’s latest beau for hire is none other than Bradley Cooper who is faring well this week with his third mention on the blog. They both starred in He’s Just Not That Into You and according to Page Six Full Story

Granny drinks ginger ale!

May 6, 2009 08:45:57 Posted at May 6, 2009 08:45:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They hawk everything overseas. Watches, cologne, cars, banks, video games…everything. For some reason in North America though we find endorsements unsavoury, which is why so many of them keep their money grabs on the quiet side. Thanks to the power of the internets though this has become increasingly difficult. Full Story

Looking uncomfortable

May 6, 2009 07:38:51 Posted at May 6, 2009 07:38:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the chest area. Is that a breast wrap? Whatever it is it’s not flattering. Full Story

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Shelfy the bride

May 5, 2009 11:18:56 Posted at May 5, 2009 11:18:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who got married yesterday? You would think it was Shelf Ass. It was her special day. Let me explain. At every photo agency database it was pretty much the same – two women occupied more pages and image space than any others. The first… Madonna. Obviously. The second. Jessica f-cking Biel. Full Story

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Shelfy gets a job!

May 1, 2009 13:15:43 Posted at May 1, 2009 13:15:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Revlon announced today that they’ve signed Jessica Biel on as one of their Global Brand Ambassadors. Get ready, you’re about to be shocked, but the paps also photographed Jessica out and about New York today – holding a Revlon bag! Interestingly enough, Jessica Alba is a Global Brand Ambassador for Revlon too. Full Story

Pippy runs from Shelfy

April 30, 2009 12:52:39 Posted at April 30, 2009 12:52:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok, not really. You can’t run from a clinger. Check out Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass Biel in New York today running with the trainer (not pictured). I think I have her running pants. They’re great. Nike. Took them out last night on the trails for about 5k and they dry super fast. Full Story

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Taylor learns the business

April 29, 2009 10:14:00 Posted at April 29, 2009 10:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saturday Taylor Lautner went to dinner and a movie with Selena Gomez, young love in bloom. Sunday he and his dad hooked up for a friendly lunch with a girl he used to work with back in the Nickelodeon days. Vancouver is a major production hotspot right now! The girl was accompanied by her mother who is also her publicist. Full Story

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Junior is robust

April 28, 2009 11:36:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr have been promoting themselves. Full Story

Inducing Labour

April 21, 2009 10:52:11 Posted at April 21, 2009 10:52:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of him, his abs all sweaty, and so sweet in pink at a presser at the Conde de Godo might help the baby along. Full Story