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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Inducing Labour

April 21, 2009 10:52:11 Posted at April 21, 2009 10:52:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of him, his abs all sweaty, and so sweet in pink at a presser at the Conde de Godo might help the baby along. Full Story

Madonna and Mercy

April 15, 2009 12:17:03 Posted at April 15, 2009 12:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside her… The obviousness just punched me in the face. Full Story

Pippy’s weekend in Vegas

April 13, 2009 12:03:13 Posted at April 13, 2009 12:03:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Full Story

Look at Granny’s ass!

April 6, 2009 07:11:51 Posted at April 6, 2009 07:11:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She wants you to! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes… Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified. Full Story

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Sienna wins something

April 3, 2009 07:14:41 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:14:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna was, once upon a time, supposed to be considered a leading lady… Having said that, it’s a good career move. Full Story

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Obsessed with her looks? Her???

April 1, 2009 08:56:38 Posted at April 1, 2009 08:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about her looks. Full Story

NY Turf War?

March 31, 2009 07:21:00 Posted at March 31, 2009 07:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the MiniVan Majority members lining the block outside her trailer, smiling for photographers, eager to show the world that – surprise! – she’s shooting another romantic comedy. Full Story

Pip, Shelf, Opes, and capri jeans

March 27, 2009 10:46:23 Posted at March 27, 2009 10:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new round of break up rumours surrounding Shelfy and her lifeline... OK! Magazine is reporting that she can’t handle his flirting and that he’s been telling his friends that he’s trying to ease out of the relationship slowly. Full Story

Mayer & Friends...and Fox?

March 27, 2009 08:23:12 Posted at March 27, 2009 08:23:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching that stupidness called Grey’s Anatomy, he’s currently Christina Yang’s love interest. Full Story

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Posing at the airport…

March 27, 2009 06:47:39 Posted at March 27, 2009 06:47:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the Hello Kitties. Actually…am kinda surprised there isn’t more of a frenzy. When the GMD was in Tokyo a few weeks ago, they all lost their sh-t. And Robert Pattinson before that too. Must be a boy girl thing. No matter though. Jennifer Lopez isn’t there for the fans, she’s there for the press. Full Story

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I’ve seen you before

March 26, 2009 15:19:57 Posted at March 26, 2009 15:19:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the cover of magazines, one after the other, young Hollywood boys morphing together. Full Story

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