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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Vagina Virgin cuckold?

March 24, 2009 12:46:00 Posted at March 24, 2009 12:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls was a junior move. Full Story

Today’s Bitch… please!

March 24, 2009 10:43:48 Posted at March 24, 2009 10:43:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards somehow didn’t notice paps taking photos of their client and John Mayer at the pool in Miami when their romance became public. Full Story

Did she try to keep him?

March 19, 2009 06:46:48 Posted at March 19, 2009 06:46:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer Aniston this week – stories ranging from John Mayer writing a tell-all exposing the “real” Rachel to her late night phone calls to Brad Pitt begging him back. Full Story

What happens on May 15th?

March 16, 2009 09:42:37 Posted at March 16, 2009 09:42:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s the day Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management hits theatres. You know how she loves to conveniently get back together with John Mayer whenever it’s time to pimp a project? John Mayer gets a few weeks of freedom before contractual obligations call again? Or will it be someone new this time? People.com Full Story

Opening the door for Mayer and Fox

March 12, 2009 08:14:09 Posted at March 12, 2009 08:14:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Full Story

Everyone > Shelfy

March 10, 2009 13:09:00 Posted at March 10, 2009 13:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mentioned earlier – Freida Pinto will be working with Woody Allen. Her first film won Best Picture. Her next film is being helmed by a man who is running a streak of Best Supporting Actresses. Good on Freida. Malin Akerman, also mentioned earlier, has just signed to The Bang Bang Club Full Story

Look at what I bought!

March 6, 2009 07:01:07 Posted at March 6, 2009 07:01:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench with a matching driver’s cap and 6 inch heels, her sequined Valentino, trying to pretend the paps are making her miserable. Full Story

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Birthday paparazzi

March 4, 2009 06:20:00 Posted at March 4, 2009 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday yesterday. Immediately the two were shot on their way out to celebrate. Full Story

Because John Mayer didn’t call

March 3, 2009 19:45:35 Posted at March 3, 2009 19:45:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and move in there. And now Jennifer Aniston is back in LA. Full Story

Aniston in Paris

February 26, 2009 03:22:13 Posted at February 26, 2009 03:22:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the other morning. Full Story