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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Fallon owes Pippy

February 26, 2009 02:57:00 Posted at February 26, 2009 02:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed Full Story

Cowtown KFed Jr

February 25, 2009 09:25:19 Posted at February 25, 2009 09:25:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower yourselves to broadcasting a golddigger and the mutt he married for the sake of saying there was a star in your building? Come on Calgary… you are better than that. Full Story

Vagina Virgin style

February 25, 2009 08:45:53 Posted at February 25, 2009 08:45:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things don’t change so drastically. I’d like to think that what I think of what Joe Jonas is wearing is pretty universal, no matter how long ago 20 actually was. Full Story

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Ugly is forgettable?

February 20, 2009 07:39:07 Posted at February 20, 2009 07:39:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since when? How do you forget this face…for all the wrong reasons? Not sure why Tori Spelling is at fashion week but she is because I guess they’ll let any riffraff in the door these days. So she pulls up at the Christian Siriano show last night but the security didn’t recognise her. Full Story

Shelfy Straight to DVD

February 20, 2009 06:47:03 Posted at February 20, 2009 06:47:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s apparently going straight to DVD Full Story

Shelfy > Posh too?

February 19, 2009 08:20:52 Posted at February 19, 2009 08:20:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Herm will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she isn’t working on anything, she’s a tv girl period, but still, after her boyfriend Justin Timberlake introduces her to Anna Wintour, suddenly Shelfy might cover Vogue. Full Story

JJ vs The Brange!

February 18, 2009 10:18:21 Posted at February 18, 2009 10:18:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Full Story

Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip?

February 17, 2009 07:22:50 Posted at February 17, 2009 07:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however that where JT’s record of excellence is virtually perfect, so too is Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s record of destruction. Full Story

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Little Sci the spectacle

February 17, 2009 06:44:39 Posted at February 17, 2009 06:44:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie and Cinderella. Full Story

Pippy expands

February 12, 2009 12:14:00 Posted at February 12, 2009 12:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the Pip yesterday playing in a celebrity golf tournament at Pebble Beach. Ugh. Jealous. Golf season has already started for my husband but I refuse to play when the fairway is still sopping. Of course the fairway at Pebble Beach is not sopping. It’s perfect. And Justin Timberlake can afford the green fees. Full Story

Wedding Porn

February 10, 2009 14:39:11 Posted at February 10, 2009 14:39:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W.T.F. ???????????????????? The going rate for Fergie’s wedding photos must have been low rate. Because it’s the only explanation behind these images. Have you seen them? So. Sad. Sad that the only way she could get anyone to care is by promising that she and her Josh Duhamel would get into bed together and allow themselves to be photographed tenderly. Full Story