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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Pippy expands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 12:14:00 February 12, 2009 12:14:00

This is the Pip yesterday playing in a celebrity golf tournament at Pebble Beach. Ugh. Jealous. Golf season has already started for my husband but I refuse to play when the fairway is still sopping. Of course the fairway at Pebble Beach is not sopping. It’s perfect. And Justin Timberlake can afford the green fees. Full Story

Wedding Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 14:39:11 February 10, 2009 14:39:11

W.T.F. ???????????????????? The going rate for Fergie’s wedding photos must have been low rate. Because it’s the only explanation behind these images. Have you seen them? So. Sad. Sad that the only way she could get anyone to care is by promising that she and her Josh Duhamel would get into bed together and allow themselves to be photographed tenderly. Full Story

Rossum or Romantic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 08:59:43 February 10, 2009 08:59:43

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and fresh, glowing and gorgeous…that is, if you live by the beach, and you get months and months off work several times a year, you have a Pilates studio in your house, your delicious low calorie meals are delivered three times a day, your stylist is on call for a blowout even if you’re just going to visit a friend, you’ve never had children, and you don’t spend half your day running after said children. Full Story

You can thank the Pip!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 16:20:15 February 9, 2009 16:20:15

Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he is… He took credit the last time the Grammys killed the ratings. Full Story

Summit bound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 07:41:36 February 6, 2009 07:41:36

Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA Galaxy to decide whether or not to allow this. Full Story

Shelfy in Alba’s footsteps!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 12:23:57 February 3, 2009 12:23:57

You know I keep saying it but it keeps needing to be said: Shelf Ass Biel’s publicist is a genius. The latest coup for Team Shelfy? Jessica Biel will host the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Scientific and Technical Awards this coming Saturday. Her nemesis Jessica Alba hosted it last year. Full Story

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GMD Robo Travel Ritual

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 09:33:00 February 3, 2009 09:33:00

This must be their mission. Like how some people collect sand from every beach they visit, or a matchbook, or a one night stand, everyone has a travel ritual. For the GMD and his KatE, I wonder if their travel ritual involves The Presentation. He must Present Her at every destination, in every city. Full Story

It’s just a luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 08:55:08 February 3, 2009 08:55:08

The Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday – no Meryl, no Brange. Meryl doesn’t have time to fly all the way in from New York for a luncheon. She’s Meryl Streep. And it’s like her 15th time, right? But why no Brange, since they’ve been campaigning so heavily for so long? Well, the Slumdog backlash has been working hard for them already. Full Story

Too much beer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 06:37:31 February 3, 2009 06:37:31

Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not to look good. She doesn’t have much else. Full Story

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Ricky hates Ebola and Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 12:04:37 February 2, 2009 12:04:37

Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I'm sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. Full Story

Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:55:30 February 2, 2009 06:55:30

Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding her hands over her ears while her father grins like a hyena for photographers. Full Story

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