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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.


January 29, 2009 07:35:58 Posted at January 29, 2009 07:35:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… His acting. Full Story

Brange sateen

January 29, 2009 06:34:40 Posted at January 29, 2009 06:34:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the Brange on the red carpet in Tokyo for the Benjamin Button premiere electrifying the Hello Kitties, continuing to work it, work it, work it. As mentioned earlier, Slumdog is under attack. And Brad’s film is not. The Los Angeles Times Full Story

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Brad and baby bjorns

January 28, 2009 08:15:23 Posted at January 28, 2009 08:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt and David Fincher in Japan at a Benjamin Button presser probably trying to talk about the movie while Hello Kitties just wanted to throw stuffed toys at them and cry. I like the way his sweater fits. And his pants. And his gait. Brad in motion photos are always better than when he’s holding his body still. Full Story

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Does she need a job?

January 28, 2009 06:48:47 Posted at January 28, 2009 06:48:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because she’s sure is whoring it out like she does. Check out Geri Halliwell showing off her big ass new engagement ring valued at almost half a million (US$) arriving in Madrid today with her new fiancé – the “yacht tycoon” (???) – taking a page out of Victoria Beckham’s airport paparazzi styles… It’ll help with the negotiations, you know? The wedding photos. Full Story

What’s Freezy doing?

January 27, 2009 12:22:04 Posted at January 27, 2009 12:22:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been hiding out in Nashville waiting for the Australia tide of disappointment to recede. For the most part, she’s been able to steer remarkably clear of the paps. Probably because paps don’t really hang out much in Nashville…only when she calls them. Full Story

Douche tv monologue

January 27, 2009 09:28:29 Posted at January 27, 2009 09:28:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know John Mayer was That Kid, right? He was probably picked on in school, zitty, greasy, not down with the popular crowd…and has been carrying that around his whole life. So now even though he’s a famous rock star, he’s still living looking backwards – every move is a giant “f-ck you” to those who shut him down in grade 10. Full Story

Brange Family glory

January 27, 2009 08:12:42 Posted at January 27, 2009 08:12:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More photos available as many agencies are now flooding the market with their Brange Family photos from Tokyo. Can you imagine the Hello Kitty crazy? Anyway, see how the Chosen One has grown! Angelina, fresh off a long flight, looks camera ready, non? Love how Knox is wearing his daddy’s cap. Full Story

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Campaign with the Holy Twins!

January 27, 2009 07:25:00 Posted at January 27, 2009 07:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bring out the big guns when it’s crunch time, right? And Benjamin Button has a lot of ground to make up. So the Brange arrived with the kids in Tokyo today to promote the film and it’s a clear shot of not one but BOTH twins Vivienne and Knox – photos that undoubtedly will sell totalling of hundreds of thousands of dollars by the time all magazines, tv shows, newspapers, and blogs around the world have been accounted for. Full Story

Boys can bitchface too!

January 27, 2009 06:13:57 Posted at January 27, 2009 06:13:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have finally watched most of the SAG clips. Thankfully didn’t miss much. Meryl of course was delightful but for smutty tingles, the best speech of the night belonged to Sean Penn. Several reasons… First – Frank Langella’s bitchface! Angelina Jolie has kicked off an awards season trend! Only Frank’s, if you can believe it, is much worse. Full Story

Russian GMD

January 27, 2009 05:54:51 Posted at January 27, 2009 05:54:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And Xenu loves money! As mentioned several months ago, Russia has become a must-stop on the Hollywood promotional tour. There is BIG money in Russia. And Russians seem desensitised to supercheese. So here’s the GMD in Moscow at the premiere of Valkyrie last night looking all heroic and sh-t, accepting a rose from his ardent fans, continuing to work that new young waxy face. Full Story

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Predictable Alba

January 26, 2009 14:52:40 Posted at January 26, 2009 14:52:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba was nominated for multiple Razzies last week despite ongoing efforts at wooing the MiniVan and playing like she’s civic minded. I wrote at the time: How long before the Alba Cow rushes out new photos of herself playing with her daughter to try and erase from public minds the memory of these Razzie noms? I say the weekend. Full Story

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