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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Predictable Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 14:52:40 January 26, 2009 14:52:40

Jessica Alba was nominated for multiple Razzies last week despite ongoing efforts at wooing the MiniVan and playing like she’s civic minded. I wrote at the time: How long before the Alba Cow rushes out new photos of herself playing with her daughter to try and erase from public minds the memory of these Razzie noms? I say the weekend. Full Story

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Alba & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 12:46:19 January 21, 2009 12:46:19

Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba Cow and Ebola have been nominated for Razzies – in other words, they starred in the WORST films of the year. Full Story

Skinny Bitch & Old Hag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 10:12:29 January 16, 2009 10:12:29

Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget clothing line even worse than Candie’s. Full Story

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Bottom of the barrel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 06:49:07 January 15, 2009 06:49:07

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an exclusive quote to Life & Style Weekly about their relationship. Full Story

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Chicken Fried new digs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 06:34:16 January 14, 2009 06:34:16

She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: "I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can't wait to move in. Full Story

The Freeze retreats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 07:35:33 January 13, 2009 07:35:33

Remember in high school if something embarrassing happened in class, like in gym, maybe you bent over awkwardly and flashed your ass, or Toby told everyone he took your virginity, or you totally missed your high note at the recital, or Max declared he didn’t want to go steady anymore during lunch in front of all your friends and was holding hands with Claire by next period…remember? Me? All of the above. Full Story

Globes Best Goldwhore: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:06:07 January 12, 2009 09:06:07

This is what we live for. Attention whores and red carpet spotlight grabs. These are the moves that define smut, that shape good gossip, and once upon a time, Jennifer Lopez was our queen. Then she married Marc Anthony and he shut her away in his oppressive vampire castle. But there has been a rebirth of the diva inside the JLo. Full Story

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Globes Best Friend: Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:40:52 January 12, 2009 08:40:52

The GMD – he was Mr Popular last night, wasn’t he? Could not WAIT til commercial break, at which point he apparently launched himself up out of his chair in a mad dash to talk to Leo, to Kate, to Steven, to Clint, to anyone who would meet his mother. Bitch is f-cked up and weird but you have to admire the effort. Full Story

Alba Bitch gets cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 14:16:20 January 7, 2009 14:16:20

It’s blunt. You like? I do. She looks really young. Sigh. A fringe. I wish. But can’t. Fringe isn’t feng shui friendly during the 30s says mom. No cover up the forehead luck ah. Jessica Alba though is only 27. She has time. The new cut is going hand in hand with the new image strategy. Full Story

Late for the bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 17:44:00 January 6, 2009 17:44:00

David Beckham playing for AC Milan today in Dubai. He looks great in red and white, non? Grow grow grow that hair! The entire family was there to cheer him on – all 3 Beckham boys dressed like dad. Adorable. And of course Victoria, in a killer ensemble she’s probably planned for weeks, with the requisite sky high heels, am loving how she’s wearing her hair, and a brand new silver crocodile bag. Full Story

Too Easy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 13:32:09 January 6, 2009 13:32:09

Yesterday’s post about the Alba Bitch playing Taupe, using her kid for her career… Was pleasantly surprised to receive emails from you mommies quick to point out her fraud – apparently the hoop earrings were the telltale sign? See this is why I need you. Full Story