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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Bitch is the new Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 13:23:27 January 5, 2009 13:23:27

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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Jakey to accept?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 07:37:00 January 5, 2009 07:37:00

Jakey G took Reese to the Laker game last night. They sat beside power player Jeffrey Katzenberg for whom Reese worked in Monsters vs Aliens, the next blockbuster animated release due out in March by Dreamworks. Coincidentally, or not, Dreamworks just announced "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history” involving “tens of millions of dollars” during the Super Bowl. Full Story

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Still waiting…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:17:52 January 5, 2009 06:17:52

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about Taupe being photographed last week with sex therapist Holly Hein, the assumption being that there must be trouble in the marriage because Ben used to visit strip clubs and digitally explore the dancers. Full Story

Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 10:33:26 December 31, 2008 10:33:26

August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Shelfy sucks at funny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 07:37:08 December 23, 2008 07:37:08

Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’d be better than Ebola, right? Wrong. Full Story

Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 19:21:35 December 22, 2008 19:21:35

“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 11:33:35 December 22, 2008 11:33:35

Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to violate the English language. Full Story

Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:43:10 December 22, 2008 08:43:10

Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows it. And she’s pissed. She’s pissed because she did not plan this. Full Story

All over Milan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:06:06 December 22, 2008 08:06:06

The Beckhams arrived this weekend. And, in signature Posh fashion, her entrances were loud, dramatic, and (in her mind) very, very fashionable. They went out for dinner, hosted by Italian celebrities, she showed off her bones making everyone else feel fat, they rocked matching haircuts (exactly, right?), they attended David’s press conference, and contrary to reports last week, Becks was indeed interviewed by the beautiful Ilaria D'Amico who apparently flirted with him constantly during their sit-down Full Story

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Jakey’s birthday box office

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 07:27:14 December 22, 2008 07:27:14

Jakey G came home for his birthday, is hopefully staying for the holidays with Reese and her kids while Ryan Phillippe’s carby face is in Australia with Abbie Cornish. As you can see, they celebrated with the paps by enjoying a candlelit dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica the other night, ensuring one last box office push for Four Christmases which has already grossed over $100 million and could see another surge this week as everyone takes time off and heads to the cinema. Full Story

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Make it more obvious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:15:17 December 19, 2008 07:15:17

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on Christmas Day. Full Story

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