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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Protecting Guy’s image

December 17, 2008 06:52:26 Posted at December 17, 2008 06:52:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Guy Ritchie did not take kindly to Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg announcing financial details about their divorce the other day to the AP. Over the last couple of months, he’s worked with the British press to present a picture of a man frustrated by a control freak, who cares only for his children, who was never interested in the money, who was cuckolded by his wife’s flagrant relationship with a baseball player… And then Liz Rosenberg reveals he stands to earn almost $100 million from the split. Full Story

Glibness and forgiveness

December 15, 2008 09:51:46 Posted at December 15, 2008 09:51:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in his glory. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs

December 12, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at December 12, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend. Full Story

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Her go-to breasts

December 10, 2008 18:23:10 Posted at December 10, 2008 18:23:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does it really matter what she says in the interview? She’s gone back to them time and again during the course of her career. Jennifer Aniston, her breasts…or, more specifically, her nipples. They’re probably rock hard but unfortunately she’s covering them. Seriously. This is a body. Full Story

A candid Brad in Rolling Stone

December 10, 2008 08:32:15 Posted at December 10, 2008 08:32:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with Benjamin Button. As you’ve seen from the past few weeks, he wants this one badly. Full Story

Naked Shelfy is the Best Shelfy

December 9, 2008 07:39:13 Posted at December 9, 2008 07:39:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Silly Shelfy wants to be taken seriously in film, joining that long sad list of TV to movie Fail Girls. Silly Shelfy wants to call herself an actor. Up to this point, Shelfy’s career description has consisted only of: Jessica Biel, great ass, Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend And even though she keeps fighting it, the truth keeps slapping back at her face. Full Story

Pitt Porn for the Holidays

December 9, 2008 07:11:10 Posted at December 9, 2008 07:11:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…not quite. After all, his parents were there. So they toned down the gropes and dialed up the smiles. Damn. The Brange is campaigning HARD for this one. Last night, LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Big grins on the red carpet, lots of family love, finally dismissing rumours of a rift between the parent Pitts and the Jolie, all in service of Brad’s Oscar hopeful. Full Story

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F-ck off…but don’t stop caring

December 8, 2008 12:49:32 Posted at December 8, 2008 12:49:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson sat down with USA Today to promote Marley & Me. They talked about dogs a lot, which would have made it a super interview for someone like me, but then of course she had to kill it with her hypocritically indignant diatribe about public interest in her personal life. Full Story

Shelfy Owns Pippy

December 8, 2008 06:21:39 Posted at December 8, 2008 06:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best hermy sexpot. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here Full Story

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