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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Shelfy Owns Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:21:39 December 8, 2008 06:21:39

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best hermy sexpot. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here Full Story

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Posh, the character

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 11:16:18 December 5, 2008 11:16:18

Well, it’s not Vogue…but Victoria Beckham has landed herself another high profile magazine cover. Which means she’s probably given up on Anna Wintour, at least for another few months. Anna would never feature Posh so close after Harper’s Bazaar. Anna might not ever feature Posh… period. Full Story

Carseats don’t photograph well

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 08:51:49 December 5, 2008 08:51:49

Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her beautiful little girl. Which is why no one has bothered to call her out on it. Full Story

Holiday white wedgies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 07:34:37 December 4, 2008 07:34:37

The GMD and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to install the height trickery in every pair of new shoes? Like an official Scientologist Cobbler? I am totally convinced… As for Little Sci – so many of you emailed yesterday after seeing Granny Freeze holding her Sunday, remarking that it’s just like how Tom Cruise holds his daughter too… like total novices. Full Story

No work, more parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 11:54:13 December 3, 2008 11:54:13

As I mentioned earlier in the Kristen Stewart post, am told that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly quite desperate for the Joan Jett part that Kristen has just confirmed. In other words, still no roles for Lilo. Which means more paid parties with Samantha Ronson. The two went shopping the other day at Dior, then this morning, Lilo was spotted at LAX, presumably catching a flight to Toronto where Sam is booked to DJ at The Courthouse tonight. Full Story

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Shelfy’s philanthropic business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 09:41:37 December 3, 2008 09:41:37

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. Full Story

Gold Foil Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 07:13:00 December 3, 2008 07:13:00

It’s a subtle difference but it’s there – Granny must be taking a break from her surgeon because over in Europe, while promoting the steadily sinking Australia, Gran looks a wee bit softer than she has in a long, long time. Still not natural, oh no, but not like a block of hard marble either. Full Story

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She speaks her own language

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 17:47:00 December 2, 2008 17:47:00

What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them – a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. How would YOU feel if x,y, and z? Answer: I wouldn’t. Because they don’t live in our world, they don’t live by our rules. Full Story

Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 11:07:28 December 2, 2008 11:07:28

Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so Sienna will have to wait until tonight. Full Story

The hollow protestations of the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 10:00:00 December 2, 2008 10:00:00

Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make It Right Full Story