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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

No Spanx in NOLA

December 1, 2008 06:36:01 Posted at December 1, 2008 06:36:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins just 5 months ago, she doesn’t have rock hard abs. Full Story

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Douchebag entertains

November 28, 2008 08:24:00 Posted at November 28, 2008 08:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans yesterday, signing photos, taking photos, even some cute bantering with a little old lady who didn’t have a clue about him but pleaded for an autograph anyway. Full Story

Two families at the circus

November 28, 2008 07:18:56 Posted at November 28, 2008 07:18:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight tight pants and high high heels. Full Story

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A Cruise Beckham Thanksgiving

November 27, 2008 07:04:13 Posted at November 27, 2008 07:04:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three of their children – check out David carrying his two younger boys out at the end of the night, Isabella and Connor were there too, and of course a very tired Little Sci. Full Story

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Breaking! They`re still friends!

November 26, 2008 11:59:47 Posted at November 26, 2008 11:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams are in New York and they were photographed this afternoon leaving with the GMD apparently en route to see Katie perform. So they’re still friends after all. And Tom Cruise is promoting Valkyrie. So he’s calling in the favours, lining them up one by one. First the Beckhams (and Victoria owes them for Armani) and no doubt the Smiths will come round too. Full Story

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Kate, Kate, Kate and the GMD watches football

November 25, 2008 16:46:00 Posted at November 25, 2008 16:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It is a new world. A world the GMD is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. But Tom Cruise must hustle now. Valkyrie is on the brink of disaster. Full Story

Merging the dogs

November 25, 2008 13:33:29 Posted at November 25, 2008 13:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches. Full Story

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Robo and Little Sci wear dresses

November 24, 2008 17:27:00 Posted at November 24, 2008 17:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not on the beach? And you know she CARES about style. Full Story

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Was Granny a mistake?

November 24, 2008 10:30:24 Posted at November 24, 2008 10:30:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. Full Story

Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

November 24, 2008 06:19:47 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz. Full Story

Becks at the fights

November 24, 2008 06:15:42 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham spent Saturday in Vegas without the Posh for the Ricky Hatton bout and then celebrated with the boxer afterwards. He was photographed throwing back a few beer, having a dude night, totally relaxed at the afterparty (despite his trademark scowl for the paps) without the intense self consciousness that follows his wife and, for the most part, behaving himself in a roomful of women undoubtedly eager to test his fidelity. Full Story