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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Gwyneth’s sad smut ...for sale?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 13:57:03 March 18, 2013 13:57:03

Gwyneth Paltrow covers the new issue of SELF looking really great in a blue and green patterned dress. She is currently promoting her new cookbook It’s All Good, about how to eliminate all the pleasure out of your diet, or something. In the interview G acknowledges that she wasn’t well liked. Full Story

Pippy & Shelfy Twi-Harding PTA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2013 19:12:20 February 8, 2013 19:12:20
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Amy Graves/ Getty

Check this out -- Justin Timberlake hosted an art exhibit last night with Amy Adams showing the work of her partner Darren Le Gallo. JT’s wife was there too and together they had their moment with Paul Thomas Anderson who, of course, directed Adams recently in The Master, for which she received yet another Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination. Full Story

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Kate Bosworth at 30

Maria Posted by Maria at January 4, 2013 15:00:10 January 4, 2013 15:00:10
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FameFlynet

Whenever I see anything on Kate Bosworth, I immediately send it to Lainey because I know Kate holds a place in her heart (right next to Emmy Rossum). Kate turned 30 on January 2 and it was probably going to get her some good holiday coverage (since it’s a notoriously slow gossip time) until Jessica Simpson, Kanye West and their fetuses took over the conversation. Full Story

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Jessica Alba shops at Target

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 19:33:48 December 21, 2012 19:33:48
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VM/CAD /FAMEFLYNET, WENN

Oh please. Even Jacek looked at these shots last night and rolled his eyes. Jessica Alba is just like you, ok? She’s a mom now. Here’s a recipe for the best lasagne, and meanwhile she buys her baby toys where you do too... At the Target. Which makes her an authority on parenting. Full Story

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Sean Penn needs love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 20:07:02 December 13, 2012 20:07:02

Sean Penn wrote about Sean Penn for Esquire. As celebrity interview/articles go, this one isn’t a puff piece. There is some insight. There is a lot of honesty, and it goes hand in hand with a lot of self-congratulation, but at least it’s not boring. He comes from a generation of actors -- let’s call it, arbitrarily, the Class of ’81: the Sean Penns, the Tom Cruises -- who are not boring, and certainly so much more interesting than the Ashley Greenes and the Chace Crawfords being trotted out one after another. Full Story

Oh no, 8 cm isn’t private at all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 20:36:30 December 12, 2012 20:36:30
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WENN

The rule from these assholes is that you’re not allowed to ask them about their personal lives. You’re not allowed to ask them if they’re dating X or if they broke up with Y. Because it’s private, they say. And it’s insulting to be talking about their private relationships when they’re trying to promote their work. Full Story

Twilight’s two future Oscar winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 14:37:24 November 13, 2012 14:37:24
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

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The Timberlakes give back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 18:45:59 November 12, 2012 18:45:59
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FameFlynet, Splash

Two weeks ago Justin Timberlake was jumping on his wife’s head on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. Then his dickhead friends put together a video exploiting homeless people for comic relief as a gift to the happy couple. JT subsequently issued an apology that was all about how funny he is, with no mention of the people he insulted. Full Story

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Pre-natal famewhoring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2012 16:27:01 November 6, 2012 16:27:01
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WENN

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard announced yesterday that they’re expecting a baby. I’m staying at Duana’s right now in Toronto and when I told her this on Monday morning she got all giggly and happy and immediately started researching due dates. It’s a Veronica Mars thing. As you know, Du and I disagree on K Bell -- she adores her and I find her insufferable. Full Story