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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 06:19:47 November 24, 2008 06:19:47

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz. Full Story

Becks at the fights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 06:15:42 November 24, 2008 06:15:42

David Beckham spent Saturday in Vegas without the Posh for the Ricky Hatton bout and then celebrated with the boxer afterwards. He was photographed throwing back a few beer, having a dude night, totally relaxed at the afterparty (despite his trademark scowl for the paps) without the intense self consciousness that follows his wife and, for the most part, behaving himself in a roomful of women undoubtedly eager to test his fidelity. Full Story

The real Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2008 09:18:00 November 21, 2008 09:18:00

Am about to have a very smug moment. If you can’t stand it, click away quickly. Wasn’t intending on writing about the New York Times piece titled “Angelina Jolie’s Carefully Orchestrated Image” because, well, why is this news? But I keep getting the emails so… Go through the archives of this blog and you will find that message repeated repeatedly: when it comes to the Pitts, they are the masters of the game. Full Story

Sexy and the Senior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 07:18:37 November 18, 2008 07:18:37

Sexy Hugh Jackman escorted his senior citizen co-star Granny Freeze to the photo call and premiere of Australia today in Australia. As you can see, he’s as dashing as ever. And she, while stately and elegant, looks like she’s 60 despite the flawless skin. Nicole Kidman thinks herself Australia’s princess. Full Story

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Fun with Mom and Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 08:47:10 November 17, 2008 08:47:10

Victoria Beckham took her youngest son Cruz to the Saks on Friday because he like really, really wanted to go shopping in his little Robin costume. Don’t all 3 year old boys? He likes it when mummy buys new shoes, see? Then it was off to the Laker game, courtside with his dad and brothers. Seriously. Full Story

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Those bangs…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 11:24:12 November 14, 2008 11:24:12

Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does the Alba Demon know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake and trying to pretend she can roll in the same river of talent. Full Story

It worked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 08:33:47 November 14, 2008 08:33:47

Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without the paparazzi, see? Her Madgesty granted the wish. Full Story

Go if you must, but leave the video please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 06:59:27 November 14, 2008 06:59:27

Goodbye Jolie? She says she’s quitting movies soon: "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day." Something about raising her kids, spending time with her babies… ugh. Full Story

TV Girl's triumphant return

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 06:46:02 November 14, 2008 06:46:02

It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 Rock, clad in skin-baring outfits in every scene, returning to Must See TV, and finally coming home, proving that her place, always and forever, will not be at the movies comfortable ensconced on the couch on the small screen. Full Story

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Consolation Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 17:27:10 November 11, 2008 17:27:10

Poor Posh lost out to a ragged Jennifer Aniston for the December issue of Vogue. To date, Anna Wintour has yet to bless Mrs Beckham with her approval on the cover. To soothe her sorrows, Victoria decided to head to the mall for some fun times with her youngest son Cruz. She totally dressed down for the occasion too. Full Story

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Posh can’t top this???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 14:54:00 November 11, 2008 14:54:00

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story