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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Pippy’s so man!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 13:05:29 November 11, 2008 13:05:29

Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. Do you remember Pipper on Punkd? When he practically wet his pants? Just as bonus, I’m throwing that in too. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: weak, Bruno, and Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 07:41:13 November 11, 2008 07:41:13

About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a health and nutrition school program she is working on to help overweight children. Full Story

Granny with penis and Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 11:55:26 November 10, 2008 11:55:26

Inspired casting. Really. For years there have been totally unsubstantiated rumours that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was born a herm. Someone knows someone else whose doctor attended a conference and they discussed Gran’s girly boy parts and yet when it comes down to it, there is never a first hand account. Full Story

Now she`s Ebola Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:04:14 November 10, 2008 06:04:14

On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore? Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian? Really??? Deserving or not, Jennifer Aniston is one of the top stars in Hollywood. Full Story

Reading Granny’s Diary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 12:28:32 October 30, 2008 12:28:32

In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story

That’s all?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 07:37:12 October 28, 2008 07:37:12

That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday in Rome Coincidence or conspiracy? Now the studio is pushing her out hard front and centre as the driving force for the film. Full Story

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Spittle wants more Nipple?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 07:06:01 October 27, 2008 07:06:01

He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler Full Story

Shelfy’s definition of Everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 06:40:57 October 27, 2008 06:40:57

There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind by the end of this post. Full Story

Friday Photo Assumption!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 13:02:49 October 24, 2008 13:02:49

My favourite game! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but the analysis of a photo – last night in New York at the Fashion Group International Night of the Stars awards… JLo looking very Maid in Manhattan, sucked in snug and sexy with her Spanx, arriving with her husband Marc Anthony. Check her out, soaking up the spotlight, preening for the cameras. Full Story

Look at my stomach!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:34:04 October 24, 2008 06:34:04

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story