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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Douchey’s birthday boost

October 16, 2008 13:34:49 Posted at October 16, 2008 13:34:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you know, John and Jen are back together, reuniting some time last week in New York and Boston, travelling back to LA at the weekend, and seeing each other every night since. Full Story

Thankful for Botox

October 13, 2008 12:56:00 Posted at October 13, 2008 12:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything. Full Story

Pip & Shelfy pick and choose

October 13, 2008 07:04:38 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put their relationship on a platter for public consumption, can they pick and choose when we get to see their love and when we get to f&ck right off? Note how they acted with each other that day – on stage, with his “fans” screaming and excited, with the media parked front and centre watching their every move, note how suddenly privacy wasn’t an issue: Pipsqueak: "I'm not here as some dude who writes goofy songs. Full Story

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Pitt Philanthropic Porn

October 8, 2008 06:38:02 Posted at October 8, 2008 06:38:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Killing several birds with one Pitt Porn – once again the Brange is owning the game and once again, they’re using the Pitt Porn to sell the message. I buy! I buy! As you know, Brad and Angelina and the babies are all in New Orleans. Brad’s Make it Right initiative to revitalise the Ninth Ward has reached its fundraising target and the Brange brought Maddox and Pax along on a site visit yesterday, chatting with locals with their arms wrapped around each other, giving photographers nearby some money shots that have now sold the world over, thereby announcing the solid state of their relationship AND promoting Brad’s philanthropic efforts in New Orleans. Full Story

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Friends with Gwen

October 7, 2008 14:12:00 Posted at October 7, 2008 14:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for 100 guests. Dance party! Super fun! The dance floor was set up outside, Gavin apparently arranged everything, and People reports Full Story

Granny Contradictory

October 7, 2008 06:21:00 Posted at October 7, 2008 06:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, Gran’s face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like Granny much better with straight hair. It’s definitely more youthful, even if she’s letting the roots gray out. Full Story

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Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos

October 5, 2008 09:22:18 Posted at October 5, 2008 09:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. Full Story

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The Porn Pretenders

October 5, 2008 09:14:00 Posted at October 5, 2008 09:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story

Granny in green

October 4, 2008 08:42:55 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:42:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder. It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same. Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen. This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Full Story

Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

October 3, 2008 07:24:55 Posted at October 3, 2008 07:24:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him sh-tHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

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