Famewhores Articles

Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Granny in green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2008 08:42:55 October 4, 2008 08:42:55

No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder. It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same. Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen. This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Full Story

Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:24:55 October 3, 2008 07:24:55

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him sh-tHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

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A Rare Miss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 06:43:28 October 2, 2008 06:43:28

They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story

What would have happened otherwise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 13:43:57 October 1, 2008 13:43:57

Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a sh-t about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story

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Shelfy hates her family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 07:49:46 October 1, 2008 07:49:46

As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least she hasn’t taught them yet. Full Story

Shelfy’s Best Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 12:05:00 September 29, 2008 12:05:00

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot Full Story

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Why bring a camera?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:25:41 September 25, 2008 11:25:41

When she already called up the paps to do it for her? Shelfy… please! And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely. This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler. So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday. Full Story

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Big Apple Pose-Off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:00:37 September 25, 2008 11:00:37

Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Full Story

Shelfy’s Roman photo album

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 11:45:15 September 24, 2008 11:45:15

They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal album. And why not? She is killer in those jeans. Full Story

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Even her bodyguards…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 07:53:43 September 23, 2008 07:53:43

Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her PR. According to X17 Full Story

Granny Freeze: the working mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:15:16 September 22, 2008 08:15:16

When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not have to spend so much time away from her children. Full Story

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