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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

A Rare Miss

October 2, 2008 06:43:28 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:43:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story

What would have happened otherwise?

October 1, 2008 13:43:57 Posted at October 1, 2008 13:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a sh-t about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story

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Shelfy hates her family

October 1, 2008 07:49:46 Posted at October 1, 2008 07:49:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least she hasn’t taught them yet. Full Story

Shelfy’s Best Work

September 29, 2008 12:05:00 Posted at September 29, 2008 12:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot Full Story

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Why bring a camera?

September 25, 2008 11:25:41 Posted at September 25, 2008 11:25:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she already called up the paps to do it for her? Shelfy… please! And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely. This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler. So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday. Full Story

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Big Apple Pose-Off!

September 25, 2008 11:00:37 Posted at September 25, 2008 11:00:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Full Story

Shelfy’s Roman photo album

September 24, 2008 11:45:15 Posted at September 24, 2008 11:45:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal album. And why not? She is killer in those jeans. Full Story

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Even her bodyguards…

September 23, 2008 07:53:43 Posted at September 23, 2008 07:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her PR. According to X17 Full Story

Granny Freeze: the working mom

September 22, 2008 08:15:16 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:15:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not have to spend so much time away from her children. Full Story

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Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

September 16, 2008 10:22:01 Posted at September 16, 2008 10:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Shelfy can’t contain it

September 11, 2008 07:23:02 Posted at September 11, 2008 07:23:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. Full Story

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