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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 10:22:01 September 16, 2008 10:22:01

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Shelfy can’t contain it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 07:23:02 September 11, 2008 07:23:02

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. Full Story

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Virus Victims are Worthless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2008 07:01:14 September 2, 2008 07:01:14

It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood Ebola. The effects of the disease are clearly irreversible, incurable. Full Story

What doesn’t belong?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 07:32:44 August 26, 2008 07:32:44

Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes… And an odd ass out. Full Story

The New Old Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 06:58:33 August 26, 2008 06:58:33

This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds. Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation from the aftermath of the John Mayer saga, it’s the fact that yet another one of her publicity strategies has backfired, it’s that her media team is now scrambling, unable to decide on the next move, a move made even more difficult considering the most recent moves have been scrutinised and analysed and said to be lacking. Full Story

Shelfy’s Sh*tty Compromise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 12:38:42 August 25, 2008 12:38:42

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel produced and starred in a short film and screened it at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday. Pippy came along to support her but did not walk the carpet, opting instead to duck into the theatre while she posed with the movie’s director. As a result, Shelfy had to make do with this article at People.com Full Story

Presenting…in all black!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:20:04 August 25, 2008 06:20:04

It makes my life: seeing the GMD “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching black and shades. Full Story

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The Female John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 08:02:29 August 19, 2008 08:02:29

Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? You’ll recall, Sienna and her mother and all her friends are desperately trying to convince you that she isn’t. Full Story

GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:40:00 August 18, 2008 08:40:00

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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Like Talking to Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 07:29:40 August 18, 2008 07:29:40

That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story

They’re Back…with heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:37:43 August 13, 2008 08:37:43

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story