Famewhores Articles

Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

The Wind Camel?

August 7, 2008 11:10:24 Posted at August 7, 2008 11:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday wearing what’s actually a cute strapless but very thin grey jumper that unattractively wrapped around her areas as the wind swirled around her. Full Story

Tabloids Wars: United vs the Holy Twins

August 6, 2008 08:16:00 Posted at August 6, 2008 08:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen children… Jennifer Aniston’s impossible missions. Full Story

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Choice Becks…and Posh too

August 4, 2008 06:53:18 Posted at August 4, 2008 06:53:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last night from head to toe. Full Story

Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh

August 1, 2008 07:35:00 Posted at August 1, 2008 07:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to jump all over what’s intriguing and exploit it for her own gain, non? Love her. Full Story

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Tweak Before Shopping

July 31, 2008 07:40:59 Posted at July 31, 2008 07:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which explains the tit for tat with the Pitts. Full Story

No Hags in the Sisterhood

July 30, 2008 11:20:24 Posted at July 30, 2008 11:20:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ali and Dina Lohan managed to scam their way into the Sisterhood 2 premiere the other night. Their show is sucking ass…they needed the publicity. Who the f&ck are those morons are wanting Ali’s autograph??? I want you to look at that child’s French manicure. Those long ass clip-on claws. Full Story

Two Old Hags

July 28, 2008 07:44:24 Posted at July 28, 2008 07:44:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dylan said to me the other day that it’s scary being a single straight dude these days: “I keep givin’ the business to, like, 16 year olds.” He means with his eyes. He keeps eyef7cking the underage ones, thinking they’re legal, only to find out he was 5 minutes away from committing a crime. Full Story

Summer Buzz

July 28, 2008 06:33:15 Posted at July 28, 2008 06:33:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer played a show last night at the Verizon Amphitheatre showing off a new buzz. You likey? I prefer the longer. But he does look younger. And Jennifer Aniston certainly doesn’t mind that. And she certainly won’t mind reminding you that he’s younger too. The Oprah watching Mini-Van Majority loves 40 year old divorcees dating fresh rocker studs. Full Story

Shelfy Hates Fried Chicken

July 24, 2008 06:38:00 Posted at July 24, 2008 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Shelfy. So predictable. It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article: Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. Full Story