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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Love Lessons from a 14 year old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 10:55:16 July 9, 2008 10:55:16

“These arms…they ache. And this soul…is in pain”. Lyrics from Ali Lohan’s new song All The Way Around in which she addresses learning from her love mistakes. What??? She’s 14!!! Although I suppose it’s not easy to remember that, given that Dina has whored her up and classed her down, the way she does all her daughters, so that what was supposed to be an adolescent time of discovery has now become an adolescent time of pimpage. Full Story

Granny Freeze is a mom!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:59:07 July 7, 2008 07:59:07

Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! People.com is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Push Present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:04:37 July 7, 2008 07:04:37

Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story

Little Sci at the parade!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:36:07 July 7, 2008 06:36:07

Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade with Little Sci front and centre and sooooo adorable! And becoming so beautiful! Look at her mouth. Full Story

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Shelfy Blogs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 14:18:24 June 30, 2008 14:18:24

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass onto thanks to the tireless tipping off of the paparazzi by her brilliant publicist. Full Story

The Unsubtle Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:35:11 June 30, 2008 12:35:11

By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. Full Story

Not so subtle afterall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:31:00 June 30, 2008 12:31:00

People.com originally insisted for the benefit of the MiniVan that its poster girl Jennifer Aniston was determined to keep her relationship with John Mayer private and, as such, went to great measures to avoid being photographed with him in London. Full Story

The Subtle Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 11:37:27 June 30, 2008 11:37:27

On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last week. She was observed at both his shows watching in the wings but not photographed. Full Story

Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 10:56:18 June 30, 2008 10:56:18

The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story

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The Double Save-Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:47:06 June 27, 2008 06:47:06

Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass meanwhile is also suffering a setback. Full Story