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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

The Philanthropic Premiere

June 26, 2008 06:42:40 Posted at June 26, 2008 06:42:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie’s new movie Wanted hits theatres on Friday. Yesterday it was widely reported that she and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to support children affected by conflict in Iraq and the United States through the EPCC Full Story

Jen’s Piece Looks Young and Hot

June 25, 2008 05:43:50 Posted at June 25, 2008 05:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in the tabloids – John’s impressive skill in the bedroom, how his sex has rejuvenated her – dating a younger man has been yet another rally cry to mobilise Aniston’s MiniVan masses. Full Story

Naomi Watts: Beautiful But Bought?

June 24, 2008 11:20:00 Posted at June 24, 2008 11:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She looked lovely last night at that Donald Trump opening, am all over the dress…but Naomi Watts is not Demi Moore. Or Nicole Kidman. Naomi Watts is Naomi Watts. So why is she hanging out with Trump? Why is she showing up on his carpet? Does it bug you that she showed up on his carpet? Hate to entertain the thought…but has Naomi been bought? Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

The Ingrate: A History

June 23, 2008 06:46:52 Posted at June 23, 2008 06:46:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported on the story. Full Story

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Golden Showers on the Road

June 23, 2008 05:27:00 Posted at June 23, 2008 05:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part of his tour. She flew out of LAX yesterday with great fanfare, arrived in London ahead of her boyfriend, and showed the Brits what a real California tan looks like when she popped out for dinner last night. Full Story

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Why are they apart?

June 19, 2008 06:23:37 Posted at June 19, 2008 06:23:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a voice message that Charlie left for Denise three years ago that was included in their court documents has somehow leaked to the tabloids. Full Story

Love & Leisure

June 17, 2008 04:56:13 Posted at June 17, 2008 04:56:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead. Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday in Puerto Vallarta. Full Story

Courtside with Brooklyn

June 16, 2008 06:29:29 Posted at June 16, 2008 06:29:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 of their best paparazzi friends. Full Story

Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls

June 13, 2008 06:41:16 Posted at June 13, 2008 06:41:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would mark the 2nd night in a row she wasn’t allowed to show herself off as his girlfriend. Full Story

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All Class

June 13, 2008 05:37:00 Posted at June 13, 2008 05:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now this has elegant written all over it. But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out? Sarah Larson is a scrappy girl. Having worked the scene in Vegas for years, she is resourceful, she is determined, and best of all, given what she’s accomplished already, she also has no shame. Full Story

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Taupe & Violet please everyone

June 13, 2008 05:30:52 Posted at June 13, 2008 05:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. And Violet is the cutest, cutest, cutest. Full Story