Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.
David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, last night would have been his final push. Full Story
For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters begging for an interview, Emmy Rossum tried so hard to make eye contact, imploring us with her insipid doe eyes to make her feel like someone important. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for Brad Pitt? Shocking. As for the photos themselves… amazing with all the security she has and how vigilant her bodyguards are about not allowing her to be papped that she keeps getting papped every single weekend. Full Story
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of choreographed candid photos of her impressive posterior, probably didn’t plan this. Full Story
Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you even know the name of her album? I had to think very long and hard without google about that. Full Story
People Magazine hast just unveiled its list of 100 Most Beautiful People and…
My Rumey is on it!!!! My Rumey in fact is also a model for Op, featured in a new campaign modelling a very cute bikini. It’s the new Hollywood, see? The curse of Ebola Paris Hilton. When you have money and paparazzi, you can totally make a no one into a star. Yay Rumey!
It’s Wednesday, posting throughout the day, remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Blake Lively is not twitching for coke in between takes.
Joel and Benji Madden own a style shoppe on Melrose called DCMA. The cash register apparently needed a little pick-me-up yesterday because Paris and Benji and Joel and Nicole Richie showed up to take care of a few things and of course the paps were waiting. Thankfully Nicole had her face on. Hair was in place, a face full of perfect makeup, even false eyelashes, a gorgeous dress, and of course… Loubies. Full Story
The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date. Full Story
It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night at the LG launch in LA. Full Story