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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

The Prince and the Riffraff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:32:00 April 28, 2008 00:32:00

Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’s infection has been spread far and wide, awkward avoidance was apparently the name of the game as Jared Leto was at Coachella too and the last time he saw her, he ended up putting his tongue in her mouth and killing his career forever Full Story

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Just Like Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:03:01 April 28, 2008 00:03:01

Rumer Willis worked her best angles and walked the carpet in white at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday for the premiere of her movie From Within. As you can see, side by side with Lindsay Lohan, she is well on her way. Now all that remains is a few nudie shots, an inappropriate relationship with a much older man, and three visits to rehab in a six month period. Full Story

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Mischa Barton: the new Spicoli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:33:00 April 24, 2008 06:33:00

Every year I catch Fast Times at Ridgemont High on a late night tv binge at least once and laugh my Chinese ass off. It’s still funny. Like Airplane. But what the f&ck is Mischa Barton doing with her hair???? This is Mischa in Japan yesterday promoting Closing the Ring in jeans that fit badly and hair that only fits on a trailer park where bad perms run rampant. Full Story

Rossum at the Opera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:56:00 April 22, 2008 06:56:00

Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But for the sugar raping. Like the dress. Full Story

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Lilo Territorial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:22:00 April 22, 2008 06:22:00

Easy girl… Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello to Ronson this weekend, Lilo tore the twin Full Story

Please Take Her Picture!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 08:37:00 April 21, 2008 08:37:00

Perhaps second to only Heather Mills, not many women are as universally despised as Denise Richards, which is why it’s baffling that any network would give her her own reality tv show. A show in which she will gratuitously pimp her children so as to more effectively fellate the MiniVan Majority. Full Story

More Like Her Mother…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:26:00 April 21, 2008 01:26:00

Every day. Lindsay Lohan spent much of the weekend in NYC trailing around Samantha Ronson accompanying her on gigs at clubs where the alcohol is freeflowing and the coke even more. Lilo reportedly danced wildly, smoked cigarettes, tossed her weave around, and rocked a few body rolls. She hung out til well past 4 when Ronson was finished. Full Story

I Don’t Know No Gays…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 12:48:00 April 17, 2008 12:48:00

Who think of Tori Spelling as an icon. And I know lots of gays. Not one of them – NOT ONE – can bear Tori Spelling. You know why? Because gays like pretty things. And schmaltzy singers. As you well know, Tori Spelling is not pretty. Nor is she a schmaltzy singer. But according to DListed.com Full Story

Jakey vs Shelfy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 06:28:00 April 17, 2008 06:28:00

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful. Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her antics. Specifically her paparazzi antics. Full Story

Rossum Thinnification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2008 08:37:00 April 16, 2008 08:37:00

It’s been a long, long time since Emmy brought her Rossum to a red carpet. Late last year you had to scrape her off the red carpet. Because Rossum showed up at every red carpet to rape us with her sugar…thank you Keira Knightley. Full Story