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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Pip’n’Ass at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:31:00 April 7, 2008 04:31:00

Some important person in Hollywood was married Saturday night and the wedding brought out some young heavy hitters including an Olsen, a Speedman, a Pipqueak, and a Shelf Ass. Here are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way out of the reception. As you can see from Shelfy’s smug ass expression, someone is very, very, very happy to be greeted by the paps. Full Story

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Friday Photo Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 09:33:00 April 4, 2008 09:33:00

Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for their car? Maybe Josh is offended by her coat? Because I’m certainly offended by her coat. Full Story

The Reblonde of Dirty Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 06:33:00 March 31, 2008 06:33:00

Ugh. Lindsay Lohan, after a brief brown, is now back to tacky ass blonde. As a result, her Dirty Face, already the worst it’s ever been, is now exponentially more foul. And when you combine that with the loose skin sagging around the edges, around her chin, and those noticeably droopy jowls, it’s easy to forget this girl is only 21. Full Story

Long Island Chicken Fried Dirty Face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2008 08:10:00 March 25, 2008 08:10:00

Lindsay Lohan last night out for dinner at Katsu-ya and then hitting up Villa with Samantha Ronson – the white bag, the Sam Lutfi lookalike, the stains all over clothes, no bra bouncing breasts… Lilo is turning into Chicken Fried Britney! Except with an even dirtier face! On the low side, she’s partying again. Full Story

Flying with The Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 11:28:00 March 24, 2008 11:28:00

Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: Angela was a on a flight last week from Houston to Orange County browsing through the latest issue of Elle. Full Story

What Dina Taught Her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 11:47:00 March 20, 2008 11:47:00

Dina Lohan must be beaming with orange pride. The wisdom she imparted put to such good use and now disseminated across the internets for public consumption: Her daughter Lindsay Lohan allegedly fellating Calum Best – a screen cap of a video that Calum took while she was coked up her tree last year has been widely circulated. Full Story

KFed Jr Stefani Rossdale Jolie Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 11:39:00 March 19, 2008 11:39:00

For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210- B List forever- Homewrecker- Famewhore- Father ignorer - Golddigger husband- 2 kids- The end Still…there are fools in this world. Full Story

Love you President Bartlet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 14:50:00 March 18, 2008 14:50:00

Martin Sheen was honoured last night with the Stella Adler Studio of Acting Marlon Brando Award. On the carpet Marlon was asked by Page Six to comment on his slag of an ex daughter in law and her plans to prostitute her children on reality tv. Full Story

Shelfy Back to Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 14:26:00 March 18, 2008 14:26:00

Much better as a brunette. Here’s Jessica Biel, walking her dog, showing off her newly re-darkened natural locks after posing as a blonde for Easy Virtue. Check her out trying to “turn away” from the cameras… Ummm. Shelfy? Sit DOWN! As if she didn’t want to be photographed, like, one day after getting her hair coloured. Full Story

More Golddigger Bitch Slaps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 10:33:00 March 18, 2008 10:33:00

For those of you too busy or lazy to read through the entire judgment… more gems from the judge’s written decision on the McCartney Mills divorce. More incriminating details about Heather’s character, or lack thereof. Greedy, lying, conniving c-bomb. Thanks again C! You will note – for all her pontificating about her charity work… turns out she can’t produce any receipts. Full Story

Golddigger Slap in the Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 08:37:00 March 18, 2008 08:37:00

Is there any wonder why Heather Mills is universally despised? Heather Mills threw water on Fiona Shackleton in court yesterday. Shackleton is Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney. WATER. She threw water. In court. And she finds it hard to believe she’s hard to believe??? Still…it was Shackleton and of course Sir Paul who had the last laugh. Full Story