Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.
Is there any wonder why Heather Mills is universally despised? Heather Mills threw water on Fiona Shackleton in court yesterday. Shackleton is Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney. WATER. She threw water. In court. And she finds it hard to believe she’s hard to believe??? Still…it was Shackleton and of course Sir Paul who had the last laugh. Full Story
Shelfy Biel is back in LA after spending weeks in England fouling up a new movie version of Easy Virtue. Here she is, back to her old tricks, walking her one remaining dog in Brentwood. There was an interesting item in the last issue of Us Weekly after recent rampant speculation about Pip Timberlake and Kate Hudson hooking up. Full Story
Thank you for all your emails about the Daily Mail’s analysis today of Nicole Kidman’s Bat Face. No joke. They actually compared her to a bat. Because of the freeze, of course. Because Gran can’t lay off the Botox. And they recruited a top Botox specialist to assess her work. He subsequently railed on her for giving Botox a bad name, for over-using and ruining her face, effectively turning it into the possum of the night. Full Story
Charlize Theron and her ridiculous “tall girl” legs at Letterman yesterday. They are perfect. Not too skinny, not chunk, nice ankles… absolute torture for short, squat, and dumpy Asians who will never ever have the same. My friend Duana has legs like these. She is also one of the tall ones. Full Story
Lilo and Ali scrap over a dude? Like ripping each other’s hair out on TMZ? Let’s see.. Ali is 14. Give it a couple of years. By the time she’s 16, bet your fake tits she’ll be caught in flagrante with Lindsay’s boyfriend… Milo Ventimiglia? Don’t tell me it couldn’t happen. Full Story
The insufferable Miley Cyrus eating up the paparazzi attention yesterday in a cute purple dress with boots and not so subtly inviting the public to covet her. After her triumphant appearance at the Oscars, Miley is said to be more confident than ever about world domination. She’s 15. And Ali Lohan is supposedly wild with jealousy. Full Story