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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

The thin posing Travoltas

September 10, 2012 20:10:54 Posted at September 10, 2012 20:10:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer

They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because they went on a couple’s diet and lost some weight? He does seem rather proud of himself, doesn’t he? Like he really wants us to see how trim it is right now. Full Story

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Blake & Ryan: Baking & Babies

September 10, 2012 14:45:56 Posted at September 10, 2012 14:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

If you were asked a year ago about who played the best game in the business, would you ever have thought that your answer might be Katie Holmes and Blake Lively? Blake Lively has a lot more game than we ever gave her credit for. How did she DO that? Blake Lively didn’t just punk Leonardo DiCaprio and end up in a marriage; what she did, like a proper CEO, was set a long-range goal with a series of achievable short term targets along the way. Full Story

YES I CAN SEE YOUR RING

September 6, 2012 20:38:54 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PPNY / GSNY /Splash

Kate Bosworth is engaged to Michael Polish. She announced it on Twitter the other day, posting a black and white glamour shot of herself with her ring by her mouth. Not that many people cared. Oh look. Here’s Kate with Michael walking around in New York today. I CAN SEE THE DIAMOND CAN YOU SEE THE DIAMOND? No? How about like this? Or this? Can you see it like this? And like this? Is that better? It’s almost like a Harry Potter photo. Full Story

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Piggy Backing Famewhore

September 6, 2012 20:20:25 Posted at September 6, 2012 20:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. Full Story

The Great Porny Unveiling

September 6, 2012 14:49:21 Posted at September 6, 2012 14:49:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

We’re 4 days away from Jessica Simpson’s post-pregnancy body unveiling on Katie Couric’s new show on Monday. While she tries to sweat off as many pounds as possible until then, details about her weight loss progress, or lack of progress, have been released. All of it, of course, in service of Porny’s deal with Weight Watchers in her role as the company’s spokesperson. Full Story

Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins

August 27, 2012 20:18:18 Posted at August 27, 2012 20:18:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the cops. And it’s all making headlines. Full Story

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Lauren Conrad on books, portion control, and editing

August 24, 2012 16:43:51 Posted at August 24, 2012 16:43:51
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

I love people’s inexplicable celebrity follows.  They’re not crushes, they may not even be people you like, but you follow them without realizing you’re doing it, spit out  their resume without thinking every time someone idly wonders “whatever happened to”, and it inevitably proves to be embarrassing… As evidenced by the fact that I need to scream for a minute about Lauren Conrad. Full Story

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Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know

August 24, 2012 15:15:39 Posted at August 24, 2012 15:15:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jackson Lee/Splash

The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in the last two days. Full Story

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Slum Love’s red carpet protocol

August 20, 2012 18:43:24 Posted at August 20, 2012 18:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

I am obsessed with these pictures... So here’s JLo Bear in Vegas for the weekend also at Wet Republic where Prince Harry was partying. They rolled out a blue carpet for her to walk on at the step and repeat. You see how this works? She sends her slum lover Casper Bear down first. He sulkily walks by himself down to the end where he’s obviously instructed to stand there, like a proper second class citizen, to wait for her while she allows the cameras to make love to her. Full Story

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LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere

August 16, 2012 19:10:01 Posted at August 16, 2012 19:10:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now.  As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo agency, this dude he’s posing with is someone called Chris Harrison. Full Story

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