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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

LA Lochte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2012 17:03:46 August 15, 2012 17:03:46
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Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte!  A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding famewhore AnnaLynne McCord attaches herself to him? Let me put my hand in your face but not in a rude way to interrupt you when you say - she wouldn’t go for Ryan! She has a boyfriend now! Dominic Purcell. Full Story

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Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 18:03:26 August 14, 2012 18:03:26
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Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians Full Story

The Spice Girls and the runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 14:15:10 August 13, 2012 14:15:10
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Wenn, Jeff Moore /Splash, Scott Heavey /Stu Forster /Paul Gilham /Jamie Squire /Getty

First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

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JCVD is grateful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 20:00:56 August 9, 2012 20:00:56
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Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’t look away way, I really enjoy a man in all white spraying his legs all over a movie premiere, so grateful and appreciative that he gets to make the occasional movie now and again. Full Story

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Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 20:25:52 August 8, 2012 20:25:52
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Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a private life. Ryan Lochte wants it bad. Full Story

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The Jessica that Jessica wants to be

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 16:31:02 August 2, 2012 16:31:02
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Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see here, this dress and the shoes and the accessories, while certainly a beautiful idea, it’s not the right idea for Jessica Biel. Full Story

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Justin around her neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2012 15:21:27 July 27, 2012 15:21:27
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This is Jessica Biel out in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a “Justin” necklace. This of course is nowhere near as sweet and romantic as Slum Lover giving Jennifer Lopez a bear necklace for her birthday to go with her bear birthday cake. What else? A “bear2bear” tattoo? The crazy thing is. Full Story

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The other working mom in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2012 17:08:08 July 26, 2012 17:08:08
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Whatever, Katie Holmes. Go on with your single freedom, taking cabs all over the place like you’re in gen pop now, and not combing your hair because life in New York as Courage Mom, superhero, is simply too busy. It can’t be more busy than Jessica Alba’s. Alba is in NYC this week and turning Manhattan into her own personal runway. Full Story

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Is that you, Joey Potter?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 15:28:33 July 24, 2012 15:28:33

Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a week before Katie blindsided Tom Cruise with her divorce filing. Full Story