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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Did You Survive Celebrity Mother’s Day?

May 14, 2012 14:40:41 Posted at May 14, 2012 14:40:41
Maria Posted by Maria
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash, PCN

(Lainey: How was your Mother’s Day? Mother’s Day belongs to Hollywood now. Does it feel like Mother’s Day is being taken over by celebrities and their babies? None of the writers usually featured on this site have babies. So... meet Maria. Maria is a friend. She is also the Managing Editor of Vitamin Daily and just celebrated her first Mother’s Day as a mother (of Jackson, born last year). Full Story

Selective Career History

May 10, 2012 15:58:19 Posted at May 10, 2012 15:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, Fame/Flynet, PCN

Speaking of celebrity don’ts...Click here for my article yesterday about the narrowing gap between celebrity and civilian and the reality star effect, compelling proper celebrities, some of them, to reach out and touch you...on Twitter!The latest of course is Jessica Biel, timed with her first appearance with Justin Timberlake since their engagement when they showed up at the Met Gala the other night waving around that ring. Full Story

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Shelfy is on Twitter

May 9, 2012 14:35:27 Posted at May 9, 2012 14:35:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption:I can't zip up my dress. Welcome to my world! #MetBall WhoSayPhotoEmbed. Full Story

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Lohan punks Woody, begs Anna

May 7, 2012 14:27:55 Posted at May 7, 2012 14:27:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Sharpshooter Images/Splash

Woody Allen agreed to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner the other night in New York. The paps were there to shoot them on their way out. Of course. And who do you think texted them the location? As you know, the Met Gala is tonight. Rumour has it Lohan is desperate to attend. And desperate to find someone to dress her. Full Story

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This Gross needs the Gossip Genie

May 3, 2012 17:56:29 Posted at May 3, 2012 17:56:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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GSI

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been married a year now. There was some kind of vow renewal. And then they went on holiday last week where she showed off her ass in several bikinis. What? Of course the paps were there. One pap was there. So the shots are exclusive and it happens to be the same agency that keeps getting pictures of them while they’re on the beach, getting engaged, and generally just being gross. Full Story

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Mimi's Anniversary in Austria

April 30, 2012 21:16:41 Posted at April 30, 2012 21:16:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about a party she was supposed to attend where her car pulled up and the mob wasn't thick enough to satisfy her so she made the driver circle for several minutes until they were able to gather the right amount of gawkers to satisfy her. Full Story

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I can get engaged too!

April 23, 2012 16:46:03 Posted at April 23, 2012 16:46:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

You didn’t think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist it’s not about the tit for tat. It’s always about the titting and the tatting! And they do it to each other!     A week after the world lost its mind because Brad Pitt finally proposed to the Jolie, Gossip woke up this morning to a story on TMZ Full Story

A bridal Jolie is promoted

April 17, 2012 15:20:10 Posted at April 17, 2012 15:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, INF

We all know the girl who’s newly engaged, right? Or, we’ve all been the girl newly engaged. The one who can’t help herself, she can’t stop smiling, she has to show it off - her happiness, her glow, her ring. Angelina Jolie is now That Girl. Her?Well... she’s behaving like she is. She behaved like it yesterday, waving it around in LA. Full Story

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I guess that explains Justin Timberlake...

April 11, 2012 15:02:31 Posted at April 11, 2012 15:02:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

And why Clint Eastwood cast him in his next movie. Because, obviously, he’s OUT OF HIS F-CKING MIND.Click here for my initial thoughts on Clint Eastwood’s wife and daughters and their reality show, specifically in reference to Daniel Craig’s comments about celebrity famewhoring and the Kardashians. Full Story

Who makes them do these things?

April 10, 2012 16:15:57 Posted at April 10, 2012 16:15:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SWAP/Splash

It was Kristen Stewart’s birthday yesterday. She’s now 22 which... I’m pretty sure is not a milestone number or anything, at least not in these parts, but whatever. A big ass embarrassing deal was made of it, and it was out of her control.  In honour of Kristen’s Special Day, her Snow White And The Huntsman cast-mates were made to record personalised birthday messages for her. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway’s short hair

April 9, 2012 15:20:30 Posted at April 9, 2012 15:20:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tony Clark/Splash

I wonder if they tried wigging it at all. If they camera tested a few wigs and decided in the end that the wigs just weren’t working before encouraging Annie to cut it all off. Or was it all Annie herself from the very beginning out of artistic commitment? No, let’s not even bother trying the wig. I will do it! (hand in the air) I will sacrifice my hair for Fantine. Full Story

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