Faux Smut Articles

Fake or untrue celebrity news, gossip, or rumours.

Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 18:35:53 July 31, 2012 18:35:53
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Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. Full Story

Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:24:49 July 12, 2012 18:24:49
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And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Katie Holmes is not pregnant April 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 19:45:29 April 25, 2012 19:45:29
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The reason I had to date that title is because there have already been so many other articles with the same title, “Katie Holmes is not pregnant”, that I don’t want my server to get confused. Star Magazine is reporting on this week’s cover that Katie and Tom Cruise are expecting again. It took about 5 minutes for her rep to deny the story. Full Story

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It's not Karl's muse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 18:23:26 April 23, 2012 18:23:26
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Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. It’s really offensive. Katy is not dating Baptiste. Full Story

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Question Mark/Exclamation Point

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 14:35:36 April 4, 2012 14:35:36

PEOPLE Magazine has been getting its ass kicked since the beginning of the year by Us Weekly on exclusives: Justin Timberlake’s engagement, Drew Barrymore’s pregnancy, Michelle Williams/Jason Segel first photos as a couple, to name a few. Each time, PEOPLE follows with a story half a day, sometimes a full day, later with “sources” of their own confirming what Us Weekly scooped earlier. Full Story

Johnny or Jared?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 21:01:03 April 3, 2012 21:01:03
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A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

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Johnny Depp & an Olsen Twin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 15:22:43 March 21, 2012 15:22:43
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WHAT?Normally I wouldn’t cover this story. But I know you’ll be pounding me with emails this all day. As I always say though, please, please, PLEASE, before you get excited about gossip, any gossip, please, please, PLEASE consider the source.The source is IN TOUCH WEEKLY.In Touch Weekly keeps saying that Katie Holmes is leaving Tom Cruise. Full Story

GOOP vs Moss!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 15:00:17 March 21, 2012 15:00:17
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The Sun is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss had it out the other day in Mexico where they were both invited to celebrate Sir Philip Green’s 60th birthday. Here’s how The Sun claims it all went down: “Kate Moss lives her life like she's still at school – ruling her gang of mates with a fag in her hand. Full Story

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Class Assignment: Joel Madden’s denial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 16:06:03 March 15, 2012 16:06:03
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In Touch Weekly, apparently on a roll this week, reported in their new issue that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are having marital problems. Joel has committed to The Voice in Australia. Supposedly Nicole is pissed because they’ll be apart. The real reason?Nicole and Joel haven’t shown up on a red carpet together in over 6 months. Full Story

Ryan Gosling’s “time to think”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2012 15:30:53 March 12, 2012 15:30:53

Many of you have been emailing for clarification on this: There’s a story on the ever unreliable Daily Mail website - click here to read - about Ryan Gosling cooling it off with Eva Mendes, needing “time to think”, and flying to South Africa to hook up with some model. Full Story