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The Smiths in business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2012 21:04:00 January 26, 2012 21:04:00
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Will and Jada Smith are collaborating with Simon Cowell on a reality show to find the world’s greatest DJs. Like old school or current? Because, um, these days, sometimes it feels like DJing just involves  making a playlist on your iPod. Am I a crusty old lady? Anyway, Simon’s production company SYCO and Will & Jada’s production company Overbrook have agreed on a deal with Sony TV to make the show happen. Full Story

George & Eva, George & Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 21:21:04 January 23, 2012 21:21:04
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Check it - Eva Mendes was photographed leaving her office with Ryan Gosling’s dog George the other day. She took him to work! Ryan is in Thailand. He’s obviously left G in the care of his lady. Just like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. And as I said in that case...It must be love.Love enough for her to go and visit him overseas? Not yet. Full Story

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Don't see an heir in there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 19:57:16 December 21, 2011 19:57:16
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Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a look at Kate today, with Will, in London visiting Centrepoint. Full Story

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She said that he was the one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2011 16:03:56 November 16, 2011 16:03:56
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But the kid is not his sonI have always loved the way Michael delivered it: “Just remember to always think twice”.  He sang it like a warning. A seductive warning. Like, they decided in the studio that a lyric from a song should be performed with as much deliberation as a line from a play. Does that happen anymore?No matter. Full Story

Shaki’s not Demi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 15:55:40 October 5, 2011 15:55:40
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Spanish gossips were all jizzy yesterday at a report out of Mexico about Gerard Pique cheating on Shakira - click here for a refresher. The news was all over Europe. And all over Twitter. And Shaki is all over Twitter. She immediately posted this message:Suerte a la selección española esta semana y a mi número 3, muah! @3gerardpique . Full Story

Ryan in red & a Drive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 08:44:00 September 14, 2011 08:44:00

Toronto was abuzz last night with Gosling sightings at a local bar called the Beaconsfield. They were freaking out about it on Twitter. The only thing is... Ryan Gosling was photographed yesterday afternoon in LA on the set of Gangster Squad. And considering the time difference (he was supposedly there at 11pm ET) and that it takes 5 hours to fly from LA to Toronto, I’m not actually sure it was possible. Full Story

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On the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 09:13:24 August 24, 2011 09:13:24

It was In Touch. Let’s repeat. It was IN TOUCH. And now Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are considering suing In Touch. But still...because of the bullsh-t of In Touch, everyone is now scrutinising ever goddamn word and verb tense in the joint statement that Will and Jada released and the statement that Jada released about having an affair with Marc Anthony. Full Story

Gwyneth can’t win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 10:18:35 August 18, 2011 10:18:35

Many of you have seen this article on PEOPLE today and emailed in a fury: How dare she! Now she’s a saint? Gag me! Look, I get it. And you know, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, that even though I love her, I will sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow any time for any number of reasons. Full Story

Blake & Leo are still holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2011 13:23:04 July 22, 2011 13:23:04

The other day a story was widely circulated that Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively had broken up because his ma hates her. Click here for a refresher. Like I said then, it was a useless discussion. Because the origin of the report was Now Magazine in the UK. Full Story

Did Leo dump Blake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 09:01:08 July 20, 2011 09:01:08

I know this is an exciting headline for many of you. But I disagree. These two together are Good for Gossip. They’ve been the best part of Gossip this summer. The end for them is no benefit to any of us. Besides, and here’s where I come in again with my boner killing, we are way, way, way too premature for this one. Full Story

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Wednesday’s cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2011 13:59:00 July 18, 2011 13:59:00

Most tabloids close tonight. Just in time then for Star/Life&Style/InTouch/etc to throw these shots on the cover – Brad caught cheating! Brad Pitt is in Rome or England (the photo agency can’t make up its mind about the location but does claim to be able to read Brad’s behaviour) continuing to shoot World War Z after spending a few weeks in production in Malta in which he appeared to only wear one outfit. Full Story

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