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Fake or untrue celebrity news, gossip, or rumours.

Creatively they are doing it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 09:39:46 December 21, 2010 09:39:46

It’s wishful thinking. But Christmas is 4 days away. So ...why not? Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling are promoting Blue Valentine. Endlessly. Cynthia McFadden interviewed the two for ABC and asked about the rumours that they’re dating. (What rumours? I hadn’t heard of any rumours that they’re dating. Full Story

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Britney: Birthday, abuse, Grammy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 06:30:23 December 2, 2010 06:30:23

The Grammy nominations were announced last night. Justin Bieber, not surprisingly, was nominated for Best New Artist. Like Britney Spears who did not end up winning the award. If you’re only 14 years old right now, you may argue that Bieber is way bigger than Britney ever was. You would be mistaken. Full Story

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Divorce/Not Divorce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 14:28:15 November 16, 2010 14:28:15

TMZ broke the story earlier today that Tony Parker filed for divorce from Eva Longoria. But her publicist is telling CNN and etalk that this is false. Then I went to refresh TMZ’s page and it was replaced by this article. They say they were originally told by two clerks at a courthouse in Texas that Tony filed and that the documents were sealed by a judge. Full Story

It follows you everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 12:22:54 September 27, 2010 12:22:54

My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when referring to some low classy village skank who might be able to afford designer but can’t really pull it off, but it could also be applied to a philanderer, in this case David Beckham. Full Story

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Star & Ashton bitchfight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2010 13:45:00 September 14, 2010 13:45:00

Love this. Couple of weeks ago Star Magazine printed a story about Ashton Kutcher stepping out on Demi Moore at a restaurant. Some eyewitness said he was grinding up on a skinny broad in plain view of an entire restaurant and it got so hot that you could see his erection. For real. Click here Full Story

One night at an industry event

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2010 08:24:00 September 10, 2010 08:24:00

Written by Sarah You go to enough of these things and you start to recognize the people, even if the faces change. That Starlet has problems, everyone knows about it but so far the public hasn’t gotten wind. They will when she stumbles out of here at 3 AM, panties long gone and a suspicious powder all down her front. Full Story

Rachel & Owen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2010 14:28:33 August 12, 2010 14:28:33

Have been receiving emails about this and on Twitter about a report today that Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson, in Paris working on Midnight in Paris with Woody Allen, are now hooking up. The origin of the story is the UK Sun. Do we still have to talk about this? Aside from the fact that the source, like, sucks, a McAdams Wilson love match seems unlikely, not only because co-stars don’t always just jump into the sack, but because well, Rachel McAdams is rather square compared to the others. Full Story

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Emma as Lisbeth?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2010 14:14:36 August 10, 2010 14:14:36

This was all over the liveblog just now and my inbox – did Emma Watson cut her hair off so that she could be Lisbeth Salander in the English film version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Well, I believe Emma when she says her cut was for style and not for work. Also...let’s consider the source: The entire story originated from the UK Sun Full Story

Mom time for the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 08:09:55 August 4, 2010 08:09:55

Brad Pitt is shooting Moneyball in Oakland. Yesterday Angelina Jolie was sighted near the production with a few of their children shopping for toys. They also popped in for a visit to see dad on the set. Coincidence or conspiracy? Yesterday was also the release date for Andrew Morton’s unauthorised Jolie biography which seems rather tame, full of details of how f-cked up she was pre-Maddox. Full Story

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It’s ok

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 08:39:31 July 12, 2010 08:39:31

Looks like French gossips are about as reliable as the ones in UK. There are apparently certain French outlets that hate Marion Cotillard and Guillaume and I remember, at the AMFAR event in Cannes this year, we were stationed beside a French news agency, and after Dylan and I salivated over Marion Cotillard passing by, who declined, like most stars that night, to stop for interviews, the French reporters told us that they couldn’t stand her, that she was a stuck up bitch, and when I pressed them on why, they just said she’s “been accepted by America”. Full Story

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