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Fake or untrue celebrity news, gossip, or rumours.

Jolie Depp sex games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 11:10:03 April 13, 2010 11:10:03

What? Of course not. But if were a writer at In Touch/Life & Style/Star/OK Magazine this would be the headline accompanying these photos. And the article below: Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie continue to shoot their new thriller The Tourist in Italy. This is a scene in which Depp appears to be handcuffed to a boat while a hooded, mysterious, and scheming Jolie watches nearby. Full Story

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Dumbest idea ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 14:08:00 April 9, 2010 14:08:00

Last year those UK tabloids kept reporting that Johnny Depp had been confirmed as The Riddler in the new Batman movie. At the time there wasn’t even a script ready for the new Batman movie. Needless to say the story was full of sh-t. As is this one. The UK Sun Full Story

From one extreme to the other

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2010 11:01:12 April 8, 2010 11:01:12

As noted earlier this week, that Grazia report about George Clooney giving up the Italian Queen was totally full of sh-t. She made him issue an immediate denial and then she showed up on set in Hawaii to hold his hand. Am I the only one who is amused that they eat at craft? It’s like they’re real people who can handle real food! So no, not breaking up, not splitting. Full Story

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The Italian Queen has not been released

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 12:46:21 April 6, 2010 12:46:21

It would save everyone a lot of time if we just looked at the source. Next time if the source is Grazia Magazine, don’t bother. Because this is not the first time, and it won’t be the last time. Everyone got all excited this morning when a story circulated this morning originating from Grazia Full Story

Madge & Spittle???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 09:51:35 March 9, 2010 09:51:35

According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. Full Story

Vanessa is not Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 10:22:48 March 4, 2010 10:22:48

The New York Post is reporting that Vanessa Paradis has essentially ordered Johnny Depp to drop out of The Tourist because she’s worried that Angelina will destroy their relationship and steal her man. Full Story

Pretty Sienna not so happy & RPattz/KStew/Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2010 12:20:55 February 23, 2010 12:20:55

I keep saying it and she keeps proving it – Sienna Miller and Jude Law are at their prettiest when they are together. Right now, she is prettier than ever. SO pretty. Really, really pretty. This is Sienna two days ago at the London Fashion Week presentation of Twenty8Twelve, the fashion line she runs with her sister Savannah. Full Story

Porn then Punch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 11:44:00 February 8, 2010 11:44:00

Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims. Full Story

No Porny Riggins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 13:55:24 February 4, 2010 13:55:24

Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The report originated in Star Magazine or some sh-t. Full Story

Sweetheart and the Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 08:01:44 February 2, 2010 08:01:44

This week’s Star Magazine takes fantasy to a new level. The cover, of course, is an Angelina Jolie exclusive. This time she’s supposedly working on Johnny Depp, driving a wedge between him and V Paradis, and openly pursuing him because she is your husband’s hot ass bad ass vixen of a secretary. Full Story

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