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Fake or untrue celebrity news, gossip, or rumours.

Halle ate a burger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2009 06:51:10 September 18, 2009 06:51:10

Way to go Life & Style. There was an article I posted a while back about tabloid hierarchy. Click here if you’re new to the site and have not read it. Halle Berry’s faux pregnancy is a good recent example of why I call Life & Style a bottom feeding rag. Full Story

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GOOPy wants no more Coldplay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:13:48 August 25, 2009 10:13:48

Gossip Betty is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow wants Chris Martin to leave Coldplay, encouraging him to break from the band to chart a career as a solo artist. Apparently she’s all about diversification and she wants him to explore other opportunities as well. Full Story

Cammie D & Keanu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2009 07:26:38 August 21, 2009 07:26:38

According to the UK Sun, not exactly The Economist of London papers, Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. This is because they went out for dinner and a movie. Full Story

Midgey…please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 14:16:06 July 20, 2009 14:16:06

How do you smell a planted story? It’s one that involves the GMD checking out the ladies. Right? Please. So Radar is reporting that after the game last night, Tom Cruise tagged along with the Beckhams and they all ended up at Hyde. Full Story

When’s the follow-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:52:25 June 25, 2009 06:52:25

So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France. Full Story

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They’ll call it retail therapy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 09:51:14 June 10, 2009 09:51:14

Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the relentless reports coming out of In Touch, Life & Style, Star etc about the rumoured demise of The Relationship. Full Story

Robert Pattinson gets sold out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2009 09:26:00 May 23, 2009 09:26:00

EXCLUSIVE Reference materials for this post: A Life & Style report – click here - claiming that at the amfAR gala the other night in Cannes, Robert Pattinson was all over some girl called Erika , kissing her, and leaving with her. Full Story

No Penn for Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 02:45:00 May 18, 2009 02:45:00

Good. There were alarming reports that originated from Star Magazine about them making out, Natalie Portman and Sean Penn and in an uncharacteristic move, Portman has released a statement telling Extra Full Story

Looking uncomfortable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 07:38:51 May 6, 2009 07:38:51

Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the chest area. Is that a breast wrap? Whatever it is it’s not flattering. Full Story

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