Faux Smut Articles

Fake or untrue celebrity news, gossip, or rumours.

A Rare Miss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 06:43:28 October 2, 2008 06:43:28

They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story

Peeing Douchebag talking to me?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:37:24 July 8, 2008 07:37:24

Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been smutting about for ages. Full Story

Kate & Owen: not just yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 05:59:00 May 12, 2008 05:59:00

News of the World is reporting that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are engaged citing sources that say that Owen proposed last week in Miami. Turns out the basis of the story is a pap photo showing Kate wearing a huge engagement ring. Full Story