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Justin’s ring and Jen’s dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2015 13:34:44 August 18, 2015 13:34:44
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MONEY$HOT/ VLUV/ Splash News

Justin Theroux was papped at LAX yesterday, first shots of him after the honeymoon. As you know, he and Jennifer Aniston spent it with friends in Bora Bora. They came back a few days ago and he’s now off again for work wearing his new ring and a ballin’ gold watch. Under some light it actually looks rose-gold, at least to me. Full Story

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Family & Celebrity: Friends edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2015 16:26:01 July 16, 2015 16:26:01
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J. Vespa/ Getty Images

Covering a story that originates from STAR Magazine? Not my favourite. But they’ve managed to get some quotes from Matt LeBlanc’s father and it’s about how he may or may not have been messing around with Jennifer Aniston while she was married to Brad Pitt. “He had fun, that’s for sure. Full Story

Serena & Drake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2015 14:59:18 July 14, 2015 14:59:18
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FameFlynet, Splash News

This is for NM, her Gossip Genie wish, as according to her, “I’d like him more if he was with Serena”. Anyway there’s a rumour happening that Serena Williams and Drake are dating. Because he attended several of her matches last week. And now it’s been reported that they were making out in the clubhouse. Full Story

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You’ve been thinking about JLO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2015 17:15:48 July 7, 2015 17:15:48
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Splash

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s divorce is big news. So, of course, people have been talking a lot about the first Jennifer, the first Bennifer: Ben and JLO. JLO spent the weekend in the Hamptons with Slum Bear. He was riding around in his douchey scooter-segway the other day while shopping with her and the dog – click here Full Story

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The unsinkable Martin Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 16:00:48 July 6, 2015 16:00:48
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Last week US Weekly reported that it was over for a second time between Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin – click here for a refresher. He’d been in London for a couple of weeks with Gwyneth Paltrow and the kids. And then off to India for Oxfam with Freida Pinto – click here Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris are back on London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2015 18:45:08 June 19, 2015 18:45:08
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Handout/ Getty Images

Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in Hyde Park yesterday. She’s wearing Ray-Bans. She was hanging out in the Ray-Ban area. Chris Martin (not pictured) was there as well to watch The Strokes perform. All musicians are fangirls of Julian Casablancas, aren’t they? If both Gwyneth and Chris are in London, presumably it’s a family trip. Full Story

No more Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 20:03:36 June 3, 2015 20:03:36
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We Dem Boyz/ TJDH Imagez/ Splash News, Pacific Coast News

Leonardo DiCaprio has apparently bonafided a new swimsuit model, Kelly Rohrbach – click here for a refresher. Which means we don’t have to wonder about what Rihanna was or wasn’t doing with him anymore…and it was probably all bullsh-t anyway. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2015 14:46:53 May 21, 2015 14:46:53
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FameFlynet

E! News reported yesterday that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were seen earlier this week holding hands in Malibu. This comes just a few days after Andrew’s parents showed up to support Emma at the Aloha premiere in London – click here Full Story

Jake & Ruth sweat then kiss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2015 20:42:56 May 11, 2015 20:42:56
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Time to fire up those Jake Gyllenhaal-Ruth Wilson rumours again. Page Six reports that they were at a fitness class together on Saturday. After the workout, Jake waited for Ruth to shower and change. Then they kissed. It was “passionate but tasteful”. Full Story

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