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George Clooney’s rogue aunt says Brad Pitt might be the best man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2014 16:15:29 June 19, 2014 16:15:29
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Feng Li/ Getty

The Rogue Relative. So many celebrities have one. The Rogue Relative often makes his/her appearance whenever there’s a celebration or a tragedy. The Rogue Relative is always good for a soundbite. The Rogue Relative isn’t discerning about who s/he gives the soundbite to, which is why the Rogue Relative usually shows up in one of the trashier tabloids, or the Daily Mail. Full Story

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Fetch: Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2014 15:31:05 June 17, 2014 15:31:05
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Robert Pattinson is in New York on the morning show circuit to promote The Rover. I quite like his sock choice. Out of Cannes, everyone was saying that his performance in the film is the best of his career. He has a supporting role in both The Rover and Maps To The Stars and seems to be settling nicely into a non-lead position. Full Story

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Cersei goes to Kimmel and hot with Oberyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2014 14:38:32 June 17, 2014 14:38:32
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Wenn, Cathy Gibson/ Splash

Lena Headey was on Kimmel last night and he asked her to drink wine like Cersei Lannister and talk to him in character. F-ck I just like hearing her talk. I like watching her just be… Cersei who, as Duana says, might be the best character on the show. There is always great tension in Cersei’s scenes. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s weekend with Beyonce?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2014 15:23:00 June 10, 2014 15:23:00
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Splash

I’m telling you up front: the following story comes from The Sun in the UK so, you know, we’re not exactly dealing with a great track record on accuracy here. They’re saying that Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are going on a retreat for four days to some spa in California where they’ll spend time doing yoga and hiking and drinking wine and chilling out before B goes on tour with Jay. Full Story

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Settled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2014 16:20:14 June 5, 2014 16:20:14
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Rick Diamond/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night. As I reported earlier this week – click here for a refresher – the two were together at a wedding this past weekend and were fine. Totally together, no signs of trouble, even though some tabloids keep insisting it’s done. Full Story

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Back to Zoe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2014 20:47:07 June 4, 2014 20:47:07
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Tatiana Kevych/ Splash

So Rihanna and Drake are not happening. Again. Just before they happened again though, Drake was spending a lot of time with Zoe Kravitz. Last night Zoe and her band Lolawolf played in Toronto at the Mod Club. Both Kate and Natalie emailed me about this. And Zoe recently Instagrammed a shot of Drake to her account: Meaning…? I know what you might think it means. Full Story

Alexander Skarsgard pre-Tarzan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 16:49:24 March 14, 2014 16:49:24
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FameFlynet

Here’s someone we haven’t heard from in a while. Check out Alexander Skarsgard who IS NOT DATING ELLEN PAGE, though there was a very hardcore group of people who desperately wanted to believe this, leaving the gym yesterday. True Blood usually premieres in June. They’re almost half way through shooting Season 7, the final season of the series. Full Story

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Ryan at Eva's

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2014 18:45:46 February 20, 2014 18:45:46
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Wenn, FameFlynet

The first problem is that the story came from INTOUCH or LIFE&STYLE. They suck. The second problem is that it's based only on the fact that they've not been photographed together. But does that really mean it's over? I already wrote about her rep's denial and him driving her car last week -- click here Full Story

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Jude & Ruth v2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2014 22:39:33 February 13, 2014 22:39:33
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FameFlynet, Keystone

Almost exactly two years ago, it was reported that Jude Law and Ruth Wilson were dating. Click here for a refresher. It didn’t really go anywhere and I’m not sure if it’s because Ruth isn’t as much of a headliner as, say, Sienna Miller or if it’s because they didn’t actually Go Anywhere. Full Story

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Will Mrs Timberlake be there?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2014 16:11:59 January 7, 2014 16:11:59
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WENN

It’s the People’s Choice Awards tomorrow. Justin Timberlake is expected to be there. Will Mrs Timberlake join him? There have been rumours that their relationship is not right based only on the fact that Mrs T did not join her husband at the American Music Awards and also wasn’t around for Saturday Night Live. Full Story

Rachel but no Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2013 15:09:48 November 19, 2013 15:09:48
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All kinds of internet activity yesterday over a weak report that Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling might be recreating The Notebook. Click here for a refresher. How long were Allie and Noah apart before she saw him in her wedding dress in the newspaper? It was 7 years, right? Has it been 7 years since Rachel and Ryan broke up in real life? OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG It’s like the best kind of blurred lines. Full Story

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