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Fake or untrue celebrity news, gossip, or rumours.

Kate and Harry reading

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2012 17:37:28 October 24, 2012 17:37:28
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Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks or so. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 15:22:54 October 16, 2012 15:22:54
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Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

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Tom’s breaking up with Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 17:06:23 October 15, 2012 17:06:23
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Everyone’s picking up on a story from the UK Mirror about Tom Cruise breaking up with Scientology so that he can get back together with Katie Holmes. Really? The Mirror? Please. And besides, do you buy that Tom Cruise would rather fail his religion than fail his wife? He already failed his wife. Full Story

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The Problem with Being the Girl Next Door

Maria Posted by Maria at October 4, 2012 14:01:12 October 4, 2012 14:01:12
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Jessica Simpson has just come off her major Weight Watchers push – it’s still too early to tell whether it was a successful endorsement for either brand, but that’s just one deal. Simpson is a lifestyle juggernaut. And her entire empire is predicated on one idea: Jessica’s fans can have exactly what she has – clothing, shoes, perfume, jeans, sunglasses, and even her weave (remember Hairdo? Full Story

Cam & Tom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 21:40:37 September 27, 2012 21:40:37
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WHAT? A ridiculous story appeared in the UK’s Grazia about Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise. Something about him wanting to be “more than friends”. Jesus. Actually, I could totally picture him saying that to a girl. “Do you want to be more than friends?” Gross. Anyway, Cam and Tom have known each other a while and they’re both in London filming (separately). Full Story

Gwyneth on the move but is she moving?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2012 18:44:33 September 4, 2012 18:44:33
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Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed at Heathrow today, presumably heading to LA for the Stand Up To Cancer live telecast happening on Friday night to be simulcast across the major networks in the US and Canada. G is producing the show featuring performances by Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, and Tim McGraw. Full Story

Bear went to the John Travolta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2012 17:57:00 August 1, 2012 17:57:00

Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists.  IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic massage parlour" last week in NYC a day before JLo's bday party and was serviced by "Bibi" who says he was "in a big hurry" and "lasted for 10 minutes". Full Story