February 25, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 25, 2014 14:36:08 Posted at February 25, 2014 14:36:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nadia! Happy Belated Birthday! Here are 10 reasons why Joan and Jane and all your friends love you so much – in no particular order:

1. Nadia, you are the only person I know who still takes the time to handwrite and mail birthday cards (even to me, despite the catastrophe of 2010), which leads me to ...
2.  You make apologizing easy.
3.  You are my personal stylist who stops me everytime I have a desire to perm my hair.
4.  Most people would never know your own personal struggles because you choose to always remain positive. That my sista takes an incredible amount of courage and strength.
5.  For introducing me to "Lainey gossip" & our annual SMUT soirée (GNO!!!).
6.  Our intellectual (ahem) conversations over "Felicity", "Game of Thrones", "Girls", "the Social" and last but not least "the Bachelor".
7.  For always supporting me, including coming with me when I took my driver's test (just in case I failed, so I would have someone to drive me back home).
8.  For giving me veto rights to all photos.
9.  For offering.
10.  I love how you always have my back. I can consistently count on you to be my cheerleader, therapist & confidant.  "Dude, i would destroy him and then as we are booking it out of there i would have picked up 2 doughnuts - that i was not going to pay for!!!".  For all the reasons above (and then some) I 💗 you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NADIA! You deserve all the love & happiness in the world. Now go and do ya thang - work it, own it!

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