February 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 26, 2009 02:38:00 Posted at February 26, 2009 02:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy belated Birthday Karen! SO sorry about the delay. Am having a hard time managing email. Julie is a good friend and tried her best. Don’t blame her for me being sucky! You can however go ahead and blame Ebola. She’s the root cause of all errors.

To Sarah R in Burlington, Vermont – have a GREAT time in Baton Rouge to enjoy a long weekend with Laney…and Britney on Tuesday! Am jealous you’re seeing the opening show! Tell me EVERYTHING!

To Audra who is staying at the Hilton and woke up under the weather… I’m sorry Ebola is so deadly! Feel better! Be vigilant! Think Tina Fey!

Dominique! I missed your 18th birthday yesterday! Your ridiculously youthful mother did not give me too much ass for it, but please know, as your gossip guardian, how I adore you through the stories she tells me, all three of you, and can’t wait to meet. One day.

And for Jo in Toronto – a girl after my own heart with some Michael Phelps shame-lusting. One day we will save Porny. Julie and Amy miss you and are sending positive vibes, as am I. And they would never let you wear high waisted pants. Attaching … just for laughs… Marcus and his bestie Kona went for ball chasers in the mud yesterday. They are happy when they are dirty. They are not happy however during bath time, which is what happened when they came home.

PS. The shoes!

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