February 28, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2017 15:18:46 February 28, 2017 15:18:46

Our apologies for skipping Shouts yesterday. Shouts are important and we didn’t want them to get buried by all the Oscar coverage. Here they are… in full glory:

Chris! Happy Birthday! Happy 50th Birthday! And Happy 15th Anniversary to US! Can’t tell you what it means to know that you’ve been reading my gossip for so long. This is your milestone. OF COURSE you will shine! I want to see you shining in Chicago from here in Toronto.

Happy Birthday Stacey! With love from Martina who requested for you a photo of Idris Elba.

To Donna from Elizabeth who missed you so much on Oscar night. But who is even more proud of you for moving to Sydney for med school. Girl in Science is sexy as f-ck. In your honour, the women of Hidden Figures, Taraji P Henson, Octavia Spencer, and incomparable Janelle Monae.

To Erin from Ana – sorry to hear about how you spent Oscar night. But I’m also REALLY impressed that you made sure you didn’t miss it. This is true gossip dedication. I admire you so much. And I thank you for making it a priority.

And for Chana and MacGregor and these beautiful last weeks. They will be a gift, not only to him, because of that bucket list, but to you too, to be able to say goodbye exactly how you want to, to have the time to remind him that you are his person and that he is your Patronus. To know that it was the truest, purest love. Thank you for sharing a little of his story. He will be remembered here. 

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