Fergie at the Junos
April 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2006 12:00:00
The biggest night in Canadian music and sweet mother of Goddess, I think I’ve misplaced my inner c-bomb. Is it possible that Fergie’s brand of ugly mold is actually growing on me??? She looked decent at her birthday and she looks even better here on the Juno red carpet. Will wonders never cease? And if it’s possible for Fergie to assume a human form, does that mean there’s still hope for Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling? Hmmm…somehow I doubt it. Some diseases just aren’t curable, and in those two cases, it’s like ebola all over the face, you know what I mean?