Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. Sometimes Fernando Torres looks like he wears makeup. Full Story

The Euro 2012 opening ceremony happens a week tomorrow. You ready? My Italian friends become mega crazy aggro during these events. Yes Lorella, and Laura, I mean you. Here’s Fernando Torres on holiday with his family before the big tournament. Torres’s place on the team was questionable for a while there and was only secured with great play towards the end of the league season. Full Story