Frauds Articles
Katie Holmes has learned a thing or two from her mentor Victoria Beckham. The GMD and KatE, along with their children, attended the LA Galaxy game on Saturday. As you can see, Katie came camera ready – just like Posh – in an adorable red tunic with a gold belt. She blended right in, non? Too bad her hair is straight outta Leave It To Beaver. Full Story
During their trip to NYC last weekend, Little Sci’s parents took her to a performance of Hairspray on Broadway and she loved it. Tom and KatE also told the show’s star Jenifer Lewis that Hairspray is actually Little Sci’s favourite video. Well of course it is! Hairspray is the Gayest Show on Earth! The GMD probably can’t get enough of it, and watching with his daughter is, like, the best bonus ever. Full Story
After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story
They caused a commotion last night that could only be rivalled by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Needless to say, Tom and KatE were the last to arrive. Quick tangent: Blake Lively came just before them. Like… Blake Lively? Sit DOWN Blake Lively! Katie’s dress up close was spectacular. Entirely beaded, the colour just popped, and those shoes. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for Brad Pitt? Shocking. As for the photos themselves… amazing with all the security she has and how vigilant her bodyguards are about not allowing her to be papped that she keeps getting papped every single weekend. Full Story
The GMD’s interview with the Mighty Opes was the talk of the weekend. Click here to read my initial impressions . How many times did they have to say “I Love You” before she left the house? Watching these two I’m convinced I’m in a loveless marriage. Full Story
KatE, KatE, KatE… over and over again it’s KatE. With an E. Not Katie. Katie’s not included. But KatE is The One. As you know, Tom Cruise’s interview with the Almighty Oprah airs today. In all fairness, even though what he didn’t say about Scientology will still chill your spine, the GMD pulled it off impressively well. Full Story
Just skimming through the Goddess Oprah’s interview with the cast of Sex & the City. Duana had already warned me but seriously… why does she ask the most ignorant questions? Surely she doesn’t need to dumb it down that much for the MiniVan Majority, does she? Sorry. I digress. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Oprah Winfrey has released a photo from her visit to Tom Cruise’s in Telluride where she sat down with him for Part 1 of their reunion. During a webcast Monday night featuring Eckhart Tolle’s A New Earth, Oprah, if you can believe it, actually interrupted Tolle to share with him “the moment of stillness” she had recently experienced.
At Tom Cruise’s house.
Then she asked Tolle – do you know Tom Cruise?
Tolle replied that he did not but that he was aware of the couch-jumping incident which is when Oprah revealed: this time I jump on his couch.
The Almighty Opes had to tangent during a discussion with Eckhart Tolle just to pimp the GMD. WTF???? Seriously. She is rescuing his little ass. She is leading her flock back to his feet. Tom Cruise lives again.
Thanks Sheila!
Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. A Bitch To Work Forpx is not Heidi Klum or Gwen Stefani.
PPS. Jerry O’Connell is not gay but broke.
She is working HARD for the GMD. Almost too hard. Too hard to be entirely altruistic. Is your smutty sense tingling? Turns out that during her Tom Cruise two part special beginning Friday, Oprah recruits Cher to vouch for the GMD’s ungayness by recounting their brief affair 25 years ago. He was just breaking out at the time and they split because of conflicting schedules. Full Story
I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story
Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story
Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But for the sugar raping. Like the dress. Full Story
Love Hollywood dichotomies. Sunday night, Oprah’s Big Give finale, Jennifer Aniston was the special guest. I didn’t watch but am told it was pure Oprah-style hysteria: MiniVan Majority members fainting in the aisles, people clapping until they cried and crying until they clapped. Jen apparently made some kind of announcement about all participants winning money and then talked the Mighty Opes into tripling the prize. Full Story
Is there a wedge heel requirement in every one of her movies? Check out Jennifer Aniston in a blue tank and shorts on set in Miami for Marley & Me. She looks amazing…but here’s the thing: given that there’s never much variation in her appearance – same hair, same tan, same style – putting her in wedges all the time, it’s hard to differentiate between her movies, you know what I mean? Like… which romantic comedy was that? When she played Rachel in love with God? Or when she broke up with Vince Vaughn? Or the time Rachel was in a movie with a ferret and Ben Stiller? It all blends into one. Full Story
