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Celebrities who portray one image when in fact they are someone else.

The GMD and All His Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 16:40:00 May 1, 2008 16:40:00

Just skimming through the Goddess Oprah’s interview with the cast of Sex & the City. Duana had already warned me but seriously… why does she ask the most ignorant questions? Surely she doesn’t need to dumb it down that much for the MiniVan Majority, does she? Sorry. I digress. Full Story

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Oprah Winfrey has released a photo from her visit to Tom Cruise’s in Telluride where she sat down with him for Part 1 of their reunion. During a webcast Monday night featuring Eckhart Tolle’s A New Earth, Oprah, if you can believe it, actually interrupted Tolle to share with him “the moment of stillness” she had recently experienced.

At Tom Cruise’s house.

Then she asked Tolle – do you know Tom Cruise?

Tolle replied that he did not but that he was aware of the couch-jumping incident which is when Oprah revealed: this time I jump on his couch.

The Almighty Opes had to tangent during a discussion with Eckhart Tolle just to pimp the GMD. WTF???? Seriously. She is rescuing his little ass. She is leading her flock back to his feet. Tom Cruise lives again.

Thanks Sheila!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. A Bitch To Work Forpx is not Heidi Klum or Gwen Stefani.

PPS. Jerry O’Connell is not gay but broke.

Oprah’s Mission Hetero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 06:45:28 April 29, 2008 06:45:28

She is working HARD for the GMD. Almost too hard. Too hard to be entirely altruistic. Is your smutty sense tingling? Turns out that during her Tom Cruise two part special beginning Friday, Oprah recruits Cher to vouch for the GMD’s ungayness by recounting their brief affair 25 years ago. He was just breaking out at the time and they split because of conflicting schedules. Full Story

Oprah Rides the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:28:05 April 28, 2008 08:28:05

I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story

Becks Dequivered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:03:00 April 28, 2008 08:03:00

Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story

Rossum at the Opera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:56:00 April 22, 2008 06:56:00

Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But for the sugar raping. Like the dress. Full Story

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Her Favourite Thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:18:00 April 21, 2008 01:18:00

Love Hollywood dichotomies. Sunday night, Oprah’s Big Give finale, Jennifer Aniston was the special guest. I didn’t watch but am told it was pure Oprah-style hysteria: MiniVan Majority members fainting in the aisles, people clapping until they cried and crying until they clapped. Jen apparently made some kind of announcement about all participants winning money and then talked the Mighty Opes into tripling the prize. Full Story

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Jen in Wedges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 07:30:00 March 19, 2008 07:30:00

Is there a wedge heel requirement in every one of her movies? Check out Jennifer Aniston in a blue tank and shorts on set in Miami for Marley & Me. She looks amazing…but here’s the thing: given that there’s never much variation in her appearance – same hair, same tan, same style – putting her in wedges all the time, it’s hard to differentiate between her movies, you know what I mean? Like… which romantic comedy was that? When she played Rachel in love with God? Or when she broke up with Vince Vaughn? Or the time Rachel was in a movie with a ferret and Ben Stiller? It all blends into one. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: Banged but not Dumped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 09:46:00 March 7, 2008 09:46:00

Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships: “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Full Story